Saturday, July 26, 2008

looooooooo0ooong post

her touch of a feather,
and eyes like desire;
cold stare, hot touch,
flawless to an extreme such;



oh yes, so arrrtistic. HAHAHA. if you read like a snail, then go toilet first, because this will be a suuuper long post. but don't just look at the photos la. this is blog leh, not gallery! don't waste my efforts lor!
*winkwink nudgenudge at SOMEBODY.

btw, please scroll slowly for MAXIMUM PLEASURE.


To kick off, -

i held her by the waist. the touch of her warm body sexcites me.
her head leans back against my arm, snugly.
she felt so light., and so small.
my heart was pounding. what should i do next?
she's just here squealing, waiting for me-
waiting for me to... do something..












do something like play "peek a boo" or pet her tiny head and try not to drop her.


HAHAHAHA :D


YO, says hair-cover-one-eye-quite-handsome Mingkuang.


Say hello to us, we are at BALI THAI, ( tampines mall ) and the food is damn expensive! shitassfuck, we should have just remained at food court. LOL


"NOOO," cries nadia, throwing herself onto the floor. "the carpet feels better than the chair! "



BORED? look at this :



HAHAHAHA :D everytime i see it, i won't get sick of laughing.

anyway, it's now time to introduce you my friend, who wears only vintage and retro clothes.


and our various normal, camwhoring antics at the vintage shop at haji lane.

the red thingy is a WORKING ACCORDIAN. OMFG x1000. freaking hilarious! ;D

I FUCKING WANT THIS PAIR OF SHOES! its like the normal-est thing i can find in the shop. ( other than myself ) its at a omfg-aint-im-just-worth-it PRICE OF 89.9o$!



then she got scared by this levitating balloon dog. that's some real scary balloon!



by the way, dont drink this fucked up mango-bobo passion drink which costs a hefty sum of 7 dollars from starbucks. I HATE STARBUCKS ! but never mind, all's forgiven cuz i saw a cute guy. :D



ignorant about soups? brighten yourself and rejuvenate your straw brains by visiting THE SOUP SPOON, at bugis. you won't regret this chunky velvety mushroom stroganoff, it's only 6 bucks! cheaper than starBUCKS's crappy drinks.


yaaaa, it looks nice. so i was gulping it down, and eating my sandwich. vintage friend was saying about fatness and stuffs, so i got influenced and didn't eat my soup bun. ( fattening man. )

so just as we were about to leave, a family next to us was eating and the mother saw us getting up and she said " you are not going to finish the bread? "

millions of questions fluttered past in my head. i couldn't stop wondering what should i reply and WHY she asked that. but a 100000 dollars bet, i bet she's christian.

so i said " uh, the soup's too filling. im too full. "

she kind of glared at me, then softened and said " oh can i have the bun? "
__ but anyway i took a bite out of it.
then she said " oh never mind. " she must be freaking disappointed. el desperado.


it's hard to imagine a really outstanding npcc cadet inspector who won "Singapore's best station inspector " and best marksman ( HE GOT 10 POINTS SIA ) to be like this:

seeing that he has to do project and i get to enjoy my saturday shopping, i mmsed him this:


hello, gagaga, i'm going out shopping. what about you , poor boy?


and he mmsed this:


hello, sad sad, i shitting and doing project! :(


and here's his mediocore noob beyond noob parking skills:
( excluding the fact that he lost grip of the steering wheel whilst rounding a bend AND speeding over a hump )

anyway, on a lighter note, people look at me cuz i wear long socks!€ from online shopping! ;D
is it cuz i ugly in the socks, or the socks ugly on me? HAHAHHAHA.
by the way the show HELLBOY SUCKS.

to end off, here's my LIMITED EDITION AIDS -ipod nano, 8gb in sleek AIDS color. and its given by dennis! :D how sweet.

it took aeroplane from US okay! talk about AIDS. pfft


BYE people! i want to eat fried rice and help the world eliminate ugly people wearing geek specs, bastards ( which means the entire male population ) and disappointing movies.

Saturday, July 19, 2008

OMFG blogshopz


Hello darlings! does that look platable & scrumptious to you? :)




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LAUGH AT YOU IF YOU SAY YES! its actually the leftovers of my dinner! HAHAHAHA



anyway, had a sad day today. after my ipl, my pimple infection-allergy has gotten really bad- although its meant to be really imploding BUT I FEEL UGLIER THAN EVER. anyway some camwhoring moments with camwhore prince DAVEZ.





Fuck man! i look fat and ugly. *screams in agony and SPREAD MY WHITE WINGS. ( looks at dennis and laugh. HAHAHA )


so what's up with the hippie headband craze!? i bought one today. its too tight. hurts my head. GOD. *thinks about the olsen sisters.

Oh god, and the boho gush~ with the gladiator sandals my lecturer claims to be out of fashion, which i replied, " well dear, you rock too fast for fashion! " before gazing lovingly at the pair of gladiator sandals my mum gave me.




Deon had me hooked onto online shopping for a while; so after cooking up a bomb, i finally got 3 pieces of a few which i ordered. and yes they are all REAALLLY white.
(pardon my modelling; i know im 23 30 33. HAHAHHAHA)

holy shitz i look damn fat when i smile.



ooh.; my color is white. even my wings. :) HAHAHHA before i go, guys who play dota sucks. talk about balls without brains. *hmpft.


anyway, here's something to, regurgitate/laugh/admire/pcc at.




I LOVE APPLE DIPPERS! =D <--- gay smile.

Saturday, July 12, 2008

sugarfree

I know i shouldnt be playing kiddy games but staying with wq makes me feel like a kid. please help support our private server, SUGAR FREE MS. join us! ;D


www.sugarfreems.weebly.com


people with firefox, please switch to ie to view the website. took me great pains to make de hor! anyway, PLEASE help to advertise too! ;D

Friday, July 11, 2008

yay invisible blog tracker

HELLO PEOPLE. :D i am in a ravenous mood today- so i shall start off this post by seducing your tastebuds. this is a photo of my mother's uber lovely Bak Kut Teh. looks delicious right!


Next, i will introduce you a restaurant at tampines mall. walao, i just discovered that Tampines Mall not only has alot of restaurants, : longjohnsilver, macdonalds, kfc, pizza hut, pastamania, fish and co, bali thai, food court, swensens, ding tai feng and some other anon restaurants, it also have MANGO and some other shops like BLUM and CO. lol. mango had sale lor, made me spend alot. Anyway, i went to DING TAI FENG, a chinese restaurant. STRANGE RIGHT, i hardly eat authentic chinese food.

This is their chicken soup. priced at 8.90$ reasonable, because its really gratifying. but i thought it was the best out of all that we ordered. ;/


Their chef recommended famous Xiao Long Bao, with crab meat. this is pretty expensive.
13.90$ for 10. you say leh. some dough and meat niaszx.! anyway, it has 18 folds. ya not like you care.


The soup inside the dumpling is like- not soup but oil la. wtfuck! it was greasy, salty, nice on the first few but after 2 or 3 dumplings, you will get the queasy and nauseous feeling. O; but cuz expensive mah, so dave ate alot ;x so much for the calories.


Their shrimp fried rice, 9.90$! WTH. some grains of rice, abit of spring onion, egg and some miserable SHRIMPS ( not prawns! ) is like near 10 bucks? i think even i can cook better than that. W#!$^%&(*&^

Anyway, other than the over priced and oily food, the service is commendable. They refil your cups the moment they see you drink from it. HAHA :D but because of that, you will drink more. Dave and me went toilet umpteen times after that.


And, when they delivered the xiaolongbaos, one of them were broken and the soup leaked out. so they say they'll get one more for us. and its damn cute. they use such a big... is that rattan or bamboo steam- thing just for a small pau ;D


HAHAHHAA :D i thought that was really cute. anyway the bill was like 50 for two of us! fuck man. i rather spend 33 per person to go eat buffet at mariott hotel.


Enough of food, here's my new module auto cad. which is pretty relaxing because its facing the computer. we get to play games whilst harith was teaching.



Harith revealed his childishness when he took our pc controls away :



ya he is 30+ and he typed those. he had one " billy can you fly like a superman? " initially.

nar, chio bu for you! ;D my darling fion is so voluptous. okay fion dont need so happy ;P


Some random shots of my classmates.

They look like a couple right. ITS NOT JUST ME. really!



I have been pretty unlucky of late. I MEAN , this whole year hasnt been going well for me. f4.
bruise on forehead. dislocated my left elbow. ( my writing hand leh! ) bruises on both my legs, cuts on my fingers from my metal ruler, abrasion on various parts of body from fighting with dave, aggravated left elbow from wq and dave's twisting of my arm

LOOK AT THIS PHOTO. TELL ME WHATS WRONG. :

Its damn obvious right WTH pimple on my cheek! _l_ why am i always running into all these misfortunes! fuck. i want to go find fengshui master.

but to think of it. even with my pimple i still have guys giving me the TRIPLE take. HAHAHAHA, i am a living contradiction -_-

Sunday, July 06, 2008

why must you stab me in the heart?

here's something for you darling.

we have been taking turns neglecting each other.. especially you. i always wish, if i haven't wanted to go to poly, and i just retake my olvls as well; will it be the same now? will i still smell the cigarette stench on your clothes? will you still wear those skimpy clothes i never knew you would? will you still skip your preparation for olvls because no one is there to motivate you? will you still .. the list never ends,. i cant even IMAGINE you holding a cigarette much less witnessing it with my bare eyes. i know you won't change. and i will accept that.


because you are happier now.




and, i think i want to blame myself. because that's the only thing i can do right now.

Friday, July 04, 2008

rabbit and hare

Gary, Some random panda guy, me and 500 mushmoms which gary summoned for me. ;D THEY ARE SO FUCKING CUTE. !Q!##$^&&**%$



reminds me of ekjun! but never mind, i kept him safe in my little manquarium! xD its darn cute. check this out : http://www.manquarium.com LOL. for desperate bitches like me.

anyway, to my dearest YEEHANG, if my "pet" is a hare, THAT WILL BE DAMN COOL!


which one does mine looks like? anyway, fyi, i bought my pet from a licensed petshop, and they do not sell hares.. tell me about it. if i have a hare, it will be running up to 72km/hr; that will be cool! and it can stand on both legs and look fierce. but mine is too fat to stand and it looks greedy. LOL. and, not all rabbits have red eyes, dear. look at the picture above.- just like humans, rabbits inherit traits from their parents, so just like the color of our iris, rabbits may or may not have red eyes, depending on their parents!

okay enough of my biology shit.
a certain night with some fellow woodlands maplers:

SEE I SMOKE. OMG!~ i will look more like an ahlian if i possess a few more ahlian traits like :

1) hair cover (at least) one eye.
2) piercings & color contacts.
3) carry a cute and small zinc bag.
4) put eyeliner and fake glittery eyelashes
5) wear super short shorts @ 15$ from bugis.
6) stick thin, and wear sandals.


no la its fake. cigarettes so expensive! i wont let pap suck my money by letting them manipulate my health using nicotine. LOL


flaming red hair: gary
micro skater! : jun wei
plain clothe policeman LOL : frost, my love. : )

junwei got dimple. damn cute la!
and his cute tortoise without hair.

GARY'S SUPER ADORABLE SNAP SHOT!

Yay i managed to watch 10 promises to my dog, get smart and don't mess with the zohan.
unlike what some people from my class have said about dont mess with the zohan being lame and not nice, i beg to differ.

i think its just that they couldnt catch the jokes :D tell me about it. ~
east meets west and it all ends in distress. HAHA !

Anyway, Happy Birthday to our Dearest Dave., 4th of June.

BYE guys!