Tuesday, October 26, 2010

to recovery

HAHAHAHAHAHA IM SO FREAKING CHILDISH.
note: im not a neyo hater. Im in fact, a fan.



I don't mind, I don't i dont mind.~




Oh god, how lame can I get. :S





HELLO, CRUEL WORLD.


Some people are asking where am I officially blogging, tumblr or over here. Well I will be shifting my nonsensical blogging (the usuals) back over here, whilst my whining and emoing will be over at my tumblr which you do not have to see. Gulps*. Caution as it may cause severe depression. HAHAHAHA.


YOU KNOW WHAT'S GOD? my boss told me there's only one god in this world. yeap. there is only one god in my life. and that's my freaking ISOTREINOIN. HAHA.

Harms of isotreinoin:

- Severe liver damage
- Excessive peeling & drying of lips and skin
- Hair loss
- Unable to do vigorous sports or get under the sun
- Nausea, dizzinss and migraine
- (rare) Blurred vision & depression
- Not allowed to have baby. Not allowed to HAVE SEX FOR THE DURATION OF MEDICATION FOR FEAR OF PREGNANCY


>


Doc: Are you sexually active?
Me: Yes.
Doc: Great. You need oral contraceptives.
Me: That will make me fat.
Doc: Erm, yes there may be a certain weight gain
Me: I'm not eating it.
Doc: But you are not allowed to have a baby.
Me: I know. I will practise abstinence.
Doc: *raises his eyebrow// That's quite hard to promise.
Me: REALLY~~~!
Doc: Well, you know, some things are hard to control.
Me: *thinks of army officers in army shorts // Ok. I guess you are right. But i'm still not taking the pill.

Doc: Ok. Then you know what to do. *winkwinknudgenudge.



my expensive & holy & sacred GOD in its metallic wrapping


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Fucking ugly shot of me at some random disgusting restaurant in Bugis Junction-

I hope the shop close down soon. The food is pretty horrible.




When they tell you looks can be deceiving, sometimes just take their word for it.



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JONNIE GOES ARMY :D


All my boys are in army.. so sad D: That explains why I am also sad when sunday comes. Not just the ns men. HAHAHAHAHA. Last pizza I had with him:




The restaurant is at 313 somerset. I can't remember the name cuz it isn't that fantastic in my opinion. Overpriced, and the soup was like as though they took the water from the dead sea.



Have fun jon! You will POP soon. By then.. *counts: Oh, some people ORD liao. HAHAHAHA





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DONG DONG DONG, KUISHINBO.

WE ARE, KUISHINBO


The moment you hear that, you see half of the people are gone from their seats. Because the kitchen staff will give out some limited goodies like crayfish with cheese, strawberry melts etc. Totally suits the Singaporean flair, isn't it?




amb: oei, look at camera leh
ash: wait la i want eat my crab



amb: okok now can?
ash: *bites into crab// OMG YEAH. CAN CAN. *poses

HAHAHAHA






Nanda has no skills in eating the crabs there! His hands were dripping wet as though they were busy with a girl... rather than a crab. HAHAHAH




torty: wtf.. dig so long for that moment of pleasure



AFTER 192983291834918492 crabs:



ash: *bloats// omg. let's eat something else. I think i had too many crabs.
amb: kuishinbo is going to ban you soon.



close up of the epitome of indulgence




torty's self invented ice with candy balls.

(tastes the contrary of how pretty it looks)








*dong dong dong, kuishinbo

ash & ky looks at each other: LETS GO!





KUISHINBO can be found at suntec city, great world city, or jurong point.
Dinner is 54 nett per head. Free flow of everything except napkin. *coughs.

amberating: 8.2/10


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Random shots of food:


strawberry shortcake from bakerzin is one of my favs.

WHAT DO YOU DO WHEN IT IS RAINY, COLD, & YOU ARE HUNGRY?

don't tell me you don't know the answer leh!
even ahbengs also know.
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God of the week: Lionel

can't wait to see the prototype!


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willing to marry for: someone to give up his BTT slot to me.

P.S: another reason to hate my job.

Monday, October 18, 2010



These are some seriously wicked boots. Stella Mccartney Wedge cut out boots, leather and buckle finish. Yummy! Off season, but who cares. Not like it has an expiry date. Plus, fashion is a cycle. We thought highwaisted skirts & polka dots were so grandma-fashion but the rage just died like 1 year back after reviving.

Much bullshit to do today whilst in the office. I can hear the storm brewing outside and feel the pounding of the furious rain. Speaking of furious. I am angry. I made a few mistakes and screwed up some invoices, had to re-do it. Thank god for edmund not getting pissed off by me.

I guess I just need to throw all my stupid emo thoughts away and just start to care more for myself for a change. I said I wanted to change so I must. So I was just doing up this fashion blog for my boss, who sometimes throws sales for coach bags, Kate Spade, Gucci, etc you name it.

Any girls (almost none) who may chance upon my blog, please do show your support at the upcoming sale if you are interested in getting a nice authentic bag at an impossibly good price. I designed the blog and I'm in charge of the postings. nothing fancy, i'd say about the blogskin. But I guess it isn't the focal point of the viewers HAHAHA.

do take a look, and you may subscribe to the Mailer if you wish.

http://fashiondustbag.blogspot.com


More photo uploads soon.


how do you be happy when the only thing that makes you happy
isn't making you happy?

Thursday, October 14, 2010

IM BACK. BACK BACK.

HI YOU HOLY BITCHES. IM BACK :D

I have decided to leave tumblr for good. Its boring, pissing me off and just plain disturbing to be forced by a number of people who wants me to "follow" their tumblrs. I hope blogger doesn't feel ruffled that I jumped ship for awhile.

But now that I'm back, im more in love with it than ever. As usual, new blogskin. HAHAHA. its the same template.. ( I KNOW YOU KNOW. ) im just lazy to type more htmls. But come on. some things that remain unchanged are sometimes the most comforting.

I updated my navigator strip. Check out my hall of fame! Haha. Took me some time to get the perfect pictures for the guys, and of course, polish up their titles. HAHAHA. who will emerge as the winner of having the longest title?! I have a sick feeling its going to be our dear torty since he is always so FOS ( full of shit )

photoblogging will be back in abit, currently work has been worse than enigma's blackhole.
My boss is a Christian. *gulps. my hair's a mess, my face has been rammed by a car, my body morphed into a hippo, my nails are chipped, my bank is facing a drought. Nothing's going well.

I like that.

It means things can only change for the better. Now, before I go to bed, please please please, pretty please, look at this video here!




Epic boobs? Wholesome. *licks lips.


I have yet to tell anyone i'm back here yet, but updating will be frequent because... Penis is in my office, packed with all my awesome photoblogging gear. HEHE :D &!!!! Fan ALAB if you haven't! I'll be getting the graphic pen with my 1st pay.. (that's if it hits 200 fans)
Ok. My hp is left with 1. I need to go back to my fountain/mattress.

Buenas noches.!