iZ, stop.

Say CHEESE!

So imba cute? HAHA ;D I just got myself a camera. Cheap, sucky one from Canon. WHY!!! WHY MY BAG KENA STOLEN! WHY MY DAD NOT CAPITAL LAND BOSS?

Ok. Forget that emo shit. Let's get down & dirty.

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Hello you bitches. It's been long. HAHAHA. i dont know why but it sounds kinda obscene. But anyway. YOU MISSED ME DIDN'T YOU?! :D

Keep your panties up, it's gonna be an extremely long post. ~.~

Men are born this way:

Holy shit. Blame em blazing testosterone. Work has been way awful. I rather be taken in the ass by justin bieber and creamed on the face by hannah montana's orgasm. I mean. There's no worse combo in the world. But yes, that's work for you.

WORK AT THE FREAKING BANYAN TREE. the company saw to an approx of 20 employees leaving in a single month. now they have 1 more. ME. YES. LIBERATION. I gained a fucking 4KGS in 1 FUCKING MONTH OMGWTFUCKING x1000.

You know why? Cuz I eat and sit and sit and eat and drink milo and eat and sit. And eat tabaoed food from home and I finish every single fucking grain of rice cuz its so bloody cold there, its not a surprise to bump into a family of penguins.

Grandma's, sze chuan veg with mixed rice

For a pathetic 8.5$ an hour, you get to see this shit:

Kena this shit:

And do this shit:

Every day. Every single fucking day. Face backstabbers, bitches, (wait, they are the same. kinda.) And Geez, I thought Nan Hua was bad.


BUT ITS OK. TMR. I AM FREE. Let's celebrate with a cup of my favorite Gong Cha drink. Ok, please don't bring the debate about "KOI IS BETTER!!!" shit to me. I'm not interested. You like Koi your problem. I like this ONE drink from Gong cha its my problem. I Do not hardcore support Gong Cha like queuing from morning till night wearing a Gong Cha t-shirt or simply working there so I can drink a Cup of Gong Cha every one hour ( Which is probably gonna cost the whole hour of the pay for one drink )

So please. dudes. relax. Im not some fan. Its just a drink to me. Don't drag me into your no-sense.


Tbh, its overpriced and over-rated. But I like herbal jelly. I like fresh milk. I like to suck. It all makes sense. In one cup. Portable and user-friendly. Curbs 3 of my needs. Worth it.

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Some random tcc snapshots. I'm so glad I didn't have to pay for it. (thanks to a certain Mr Chew)
It's too expensive. Are the prawns able to talk or wut.


Then we had mac. Work makes me hungry. And Hotcakes drives me crazy. In fact, IM GONNA EAT THEM AGAIN TMR WOOT. CELEBRATE.

I KNOW RIGHT. YOU CAN'T RESIST THIS. YOU CAN'T FUCKING RESIST. The smooth, soft yellow dop of margarine Seeping through the hotcake's warm & tender spongy tissue. The sweet maple syrup. leaving a sweet breaking-bite, then a salty after taste.

OMG ORGASMIC OR WHAT.


NARUTOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Willing to marry for: the kakashi keychain :( I got the sasuke one. sobs.

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Stupid floaty balloon from Istudio. In this sibei ugly yellow color which was ultra distasteful and conspicuous. XX gave hers to this innocent little boy. Left with ash's So here's what we did:


Good idea? See? You've just gotten smarter. It looks like its part of the prop!


Went to this nice little jap restaurant for lunch. Its actually not bad!


I liked the cake/tart/whatever as well.



Says XX: Ok ok i shouldn't eat anymore I think I'm fat.


" But fuck. Let me just eat one... LAST mouth. LAST. I swear "

Ya, We know that's your last bite. Cuz that's the last on the entire plate. HA :D so cute.

Prices quite affordable. Food is worth the money and portion! at plaza sing, next to ajisen (yucks).

AMBERATING: 3.7/5

lol. that was totally random.

Got lost and ended up eating at this random coffeeshop. The food was horrible except for this claypot rice thingy. 12$ for a M sized pot. Quite yummy:



Now you want to talk about disgusting? I've read the reviews of this restaurant And there are many positive reviews. Here's one Truthful NEGATIVE & accurate one for you.


Momoji is at POMO, level 3. (beside Parklane) You think the paper steamboat looks nice? No it doesn't taste good. Hence the quote "looks can be deceiving".

So, we were just happily starting out with sashimi (its a buffet) when our friend screamed. A cockroach which was crawling on the pillar above our table has lost its footing and dropped into her steaming hotpot. It's a sad way to die for the cockroach but it's a sadder way to enjoy your dinner.

We decided to just continue when she screamed again. Apparently the cockroach's friend has decided to come and retrive the body as it bravely climbed onto our table. For the love of god. Thus, we decided to change table thinking perhaps its just bad feng shui.

You know what I'm gonna say next. We chose somewhere WITHOUT pillars. Just concrete ceiling. No holes no nothing. I went to take food. I felt something ticklish on my hand. Oh yay, it's an adorable baby cockroach. WOOT WOOT! I brushed it away and Cedric complained to the waiter.

The waiter (who was a China-ian) gave a fuck face and used his bare hands to squish the nymph, snortled and continued carrying his tray of food into the kitchen. Okay... now we know whos handling our food.

The snow crabs were dry and not fresh. Paper steamboat was horrible.. so are the hotplates. Only commendable is the sashimi. The salmon is juicy and sweet. Around 34+ per pax.

Totally... not worth it. Unless you like to eat bugs. I'm not going to give a rating. Cuz frankly, It'll be depressing for me to even type it. HAHAHA.


The next time you head to DIN TAI FENG, try these yummy red dates! I don't eat dates. but this is so delicious. Thanks to C CHAN's intro. & the black sesame buns too.

one of my best snaps using this camera. Beautiful off focus background. And the white chewy glutinous rice gently being squeezed out just looks sooooo yummy!

says C CHAN "See, I told you so!"

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SOOO FAT AND ADORABLE. Hence, i do not like the word cute.

Girl: Am i ugly?
Guy: (fuck. tell the truth & i'm screwed. But i feel so gao wei telling a big fat lie)
Girl: Hmm?
Guy: You are cute XD

so here we go. CUTE. FUCK. IM NOT CUTE.

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C CHAN'S awesome cleavage. I'd turn les for her.

Guys please. Stop drooling. What the fuck. I know what you are doing. Somehow, You are reading but constantly scrolling up to look at it again. Or you clicked right click .. save as...

LMAO.

Cafe Cartel's Triple choc milkshake with brownie crumbs. The holy godmother of sins.


You wouldn't wanna know why we did this but... He is so cute!


Ok this was like 5 thousand years ago. V day. HAHA his expressions totally suit the dialogue. or the other way round. I'm such a genius.

And then end it with one serving of ice cream (only one serving allowed in a buffet. It makes total sense!) with diluted chocolate sauce. wow. that's yummy.



YAKITORI, 11 Unity St, Robertson walk.
( Near Park Hotel, Opposite ZEN )


173$ Umeya. Lovely taste. Complements the grills.


Reasonable prices for food, I am not an avid sake drinker thus I do not know about the prices, however, I know they have ANY kind of sake you want. How's that! HAHA. The grilled stuffs are all chicken. Reason being, The owner came to Singapore to open this branch and went like "Ooh.. poultry in Singapore cannot make it~! Only Chicken okok! " And thus we have an all chicken yakitori. Excellent ambience.

AMBERATING: 4.1/5

Random shots:

I really love to play around with the cross process. SUPER PRETTY!


When you are sick, your caring mum will throw together this awful herbal tea which really seemed to be concocted from the most disgusting stuffs but hey! IT FREAKING WORKS.


Drink it, & rush to Wisma to have some SHIOK! Maki after that. Guarantee - Healed x 100.



We have come to the end of this post. Is your ass hurting yet?


RAIN RAIN! Says the little pig in red wellies.


Love ya guys. :) Please get your friends to fan my FUCKING ALAB!!!! I got my drawing pad. SO I CAN FREAKING USE A PEN!!!

adios. buenas noches.