HELLO; guys i am back. MISSED ME RIGHT :D i have alot to post about. BUT AFTER THE HORRID INCIDENT like 5 mins ago, I MUST BLOG ABOUT IT FIRST.
i always thought only China has big flying cockroaches. BUT NO, i fucking saw one happily crawling on the wall just now. at first, i thought it was a mars bar stuck on the wall. BUT then again, how can a fucking mars bar crawl. YES, IT IS LIKE THE SIZE OF A MINI MARSBAR. I didn't scream. i was like orgasming-ah,ah.ah.omg.oh.ah.ah, quietly. i was afraid if i scream i may cause the cockroach to fly/crawl/jump at me.
i got away from my seat, my eyes transfixed on it. THAT THING IS FREAKING BIG. dave woke up, groggily at first. until he saw it. his eyes went from -_- to O.O ; he took newspapers, as a normal hero will. then aim at the cockroach. THEN IT FLEW. and both of us screamed.
after camping near the table for like 4mins, we saw the fat blob of brown crawling at the table. Dave took another shot. AND HE MISSED AGAIN. because he was too scared T.T so we waited like chickens at the massage chair next. finally, it boldly crawled out in front of dave. FIVE CONSECUTIVE smacks, it was still wriggling its legs in the air. FUCK MAN.
look at dave,- frightened of it even when its wriggling- like half dead.
SEE ITS SO FUCKING BIG. it looks small from here but its as long as my entire last finger. omg
i went to google.com and found this :
15 things you thought you never needed to know about cockroaches.-
If given a choice, cockroaches will choose shelters with other large groups of cockroaches (as opposed to seeking shelter alone).
About 80 percent of cockroaches in the United States are nymphs (sexually immature).
Female cockroaches release a
pheromone to tell male cockroaches they're ready to mate.
A British man holds the title for consuming the most cockroaches -- 36 in all, according to the 2001 Guinness Book of World Records.
Cockroaches have lived for over 300 million years -- 10 times longer than humans!
German cockroaches are one of the peskiest roach varieties; they've developed a resistance to commonly used insecticides and new commercial baits.
There are 5,000 species of cockroaches worldwide.
A cockroach can live for one week with no head, and then it dies of dehydration because it can't drink water (a cockroach can live for one month with no food).
Cockroaches can run up to three miles an hour.
Adult male cockroaches can squeeze into a space that's the thickness of a quarter.
A cockroach's heart can pump blood backward and forward, and can stop beating without harming the insect.
Some female cockroaches keep their egg cases in their bodies until they're ready to hatch. Then, these newborn cockroaches stay with their mothers one to two days after they're born.
Bandages made of crushed cockroaches have been applied to wounds to help ease pain.
The largest roach, which lives in South America, can grow up to six inches long with a one-foot wingspan!
A cockroach can hold its breath for 40 minutes.
WTF MANz. -thinks about movie of mutant cockroaches as tall as man.
i will post other stuffs soon. bye guys ;D
i wish i have a boyfriend who looks like that T.T
