Monday, June 25, 2007

today!

TODAY; is the first day of school. *gulps. new weird p.e teacher, and a weirder english teacher whom jessie claims to have a lopsided mouth. stephanie got a new hair cut ( yes im sorry i lagged, i only know that now -,- ) jojojo and ryl and me three have mini pimples on forehead. thats damn sad.! *then mak will go : if its wendy, i lend her my HEALING CUMS!

ate chicken rice * one whole damn chicken ) and two plates of rojak and whatever ( THE DRINK. mine was peach tea. whats yours? ) and two bowls of soup with a rather high-and-ah-lian wendy, god's child ruth, shyyyys makkiiy0ozx, short daniel and ego and rich jessie.


Tsk.tsk. wendy now you know why people call you ahlian? ;P


Jesus wtf. the rojak looks discolored in ruth's lousy phone.

amidst heartbreaks today, love is in the air ( as usual ) for clarissa. dont get near her. DONT! you will not only get fed on by ants, who knows, your goosebumps will raise so much the goose runs away from you. anyway, joy and jessie and qingyun are no doubt the most eat-full-no-thing-do people to observe people. man. i think they will ace their biology practicals in examining those impossibly small seeds.



pokay; and reflexive arcade rocks. JESSIE ,loves man. we both crazy about reflexive. *sobs. im so glad i found a partner who loves those games as much. i thought i was the only lame one. and ruth is amateur. *her vv is like shit. -jyjys worh ruthhiie!! (audition-kawaii-lang)

LOOK AT MY VV ( virtual villagers two. ) they are damn cute! *and successful. coughs to ruth. )





THAT'S STAR, ( the name of the handsome male clutching a fish ) who is ready to rid the sea of algae.! ( of course, after a painstaking 90k worth of techpoints ). ISNT HE HANDSOME! he is my favourite. too bad he is getting old. going to _action:decomposing. soon.



Whoa, STRONG SOW! She is very good at fucking, so she goes around sexing guys -,- and giving birth. out of 9 children, 8 are hers. LOL



ISNT THIS CUTE. they are playing tag! xD ( RUTH. RUTH.!!! mine apprentice builder and doctor leh. :D )


( RUTH MY FOOD GOT 3k LEH )

These kids enjoy having lessons. i dont know why. see the strong sow, she is holding a crab. it's lesson time! they get so excited they dance around and line up o;

POKAYLOVESPEOPLEITSSOLATEALREADY

MAMAPAPAGEGEDIDIJIEJIEMEIMEISGOSLEEPOKAY

LOVEYOUBYEBYE.

Friday, June 22, 2007

moron

amber : im damn cold.
(tugs at tank top and shorts )

moron : you should be. you are like wearing nothing.

saw vanessa. its weird how being smarter realizing who are you to other people can change who you actually are and turn you into soneone no one recognizes anymore.



ATTICA sucks. -,- the 369 sar lak gao people were more passionate than i was doing cheers at camp. they were cheering sar lak gao! all the way! sar lak gao bo bay zao! ( no horse run. LOL ) okay and ben and them had fun stepping on my toes when they almost fought. okay the 369 did use their fists on poor ben.



there were 20 of em and he was. one. all his totally hawt and ***** girl friends dragged him away. in the midst of it charles ( his all time joker friend ) and me wished that there will be no trouble, and one of his hawt girl friend actually asked evangeline ( YES ITS HER AGAIN ) " eh whos side is she on? " WTF? IF I CAME WITH HIM AND LEAVE WITH HIM IM ON HIS SIDE ISNT IT. got "looks" got "gang/friends" got figure no brain. then i realized when you are rich, fit and handsome, girls throw themselves at you.



i saw that and i wanna make sure i wont be like them. i didnt. went off with dan walked all the way to PLAZA SING FROM GOLDENMILE AT KALLANG. fuck.


bye people. check out this fun quiz http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/365143 PLAY IT. be as lame as dan and as witty as me and as young as moron to win!

Tuesday, June 12, 2007

holyshiz

HELLO PEOPLE>

amid heartbreaks and cheers, for yesterday's fateful campus superstar, i hereby proclaim that the judges are totally. #%^&* !? th who was that joker who sang horribly about some male slaves GOT IN? OMFG?

Anyway, as im backing on my simming spree, its kind of going to be 32875817582365761 years later before i finally get my ass back onto FGACSuperstar.

Stephanie was saying about her 50cents potong cheapo icecream and wendy was screaming her ass off about sireless.c as i was frantically searching for more downloads to add to my staggering 300+mb of sims2downloads., being at daniel's house, i was hunting for yanpinggs-lurbbe-dandan-laog0nggiies pictures when i found this :





Excuse the nc16 piping hot grilled cock picture but i just cant resist it. o; JC PEOPLE ARE THAT LAME? gawd, what has the world become.

daniel: wanna listen to some songs?
amber: go friendster, got free kawaii songs.
daniel: wtf?! *tickle war-wrestling-on-bed-which-is-damn-stupid-and-burn-calories.

LOVE YOU ALL MANs! ( daniel: bias leh. then woman leh? )
AND WOMANs!

Sunday, June 10, 2007

Csisters

SAY "YES" TO READING! ( and friendster and blogspot and myspace too! )

today is the day when you might regret buying your newpapers. because then hitting the headlines are the CSISTERS!

So, we'd heard of people trying to make history in the GUINESS WORLD RECORDs, for breaking the most number of watermelons with your head and having sex with the most number of guys in an hour.
And the world is ever changing.



CATCH THE AMAZING (they have OMGWTF so MANY!)16K FRIENDS C-SISTERS LIFE when you go clubbing! Or, Grab your Sunday Newspapers now.

I was playing thesims2, and my sims have 3friends. that's hard work already. Do you really know all the people in friendster that added you/you added? o:

Define friends: ANYONE WHO VIEWED MY PROFILE!
( Horrified Junliang: i just viewed her profile then she added me. )
so are they friends? o; (na wo bu jiu shi matchmaker?)
the "she" is then the girl i featured in the previous previous post.

I was talking to "D" about Sireless.C :

I: you have her in your msn o.O. you should be honoured that you are one of her 16k friends!
D: im one of her 400 friends and im one of them who blocked her.
I: Gawd. why? ( then that's 15999 friends. )
D: she lags the pc when she advertise her new pictures ( by appearing online and offline repeatedly. ) every time (which is like every day) she logs in to msn.

CHEERS!

AND TO ALL MY LOVELY BLOGREADERS AND SUBMITTERS FOR THE F.G.A.C superstar, THE EVENT WILL BE LAUNCHING NEXT WEEK, ( that's if im not too lazy. )


love ya guys.!

Thursday, June 07, 2007

instructions


WELCOME TO THE F.G.A.C. SUPERSTAR 2007, Kawaii EDITION!

INSTRUCTIONS:

Submitter can submit up to 2 nominees, ( please give me the friendster link(s) ).

Nominees has to be: Kawaii. (sarcasm intended)
Someone who plays online games. etc Maple, Audition.
With Evidence of gaming shown in the Friendster.
(See link in previous Post. That is classic example.)
Schooling.
As act cute and as twit as possible.
Someone you may or may not know. its alright :P

Submitter need not be from my school and can be of any race, religion, country and sex.

The deadline for submitting will be this sunday as the contest will commence shortly thereafter.

Submitters are welcomed to Nominate themselves :D LOOOL.

Winning Submitters are judged based on:

The nominee's profile.
Nominee's level of addiction to the game.
and her level of twittering.
LOOKS MATTERS TOO! ( the *kawaiier the better! )

Submitters are not to be worried, shall the nominees find this website, they are to flame me, and, It is actually praising them! coughs.*


TO NOMINEES who may be reading :D -
ain't you happy that you get more hits on your friendster profile counter? o.O


LATEST UPDATES. - CURRENT LIST OF SUBMITTERS:

CHERYL.Y
WENDY.T
RUTH.C
MORON.K



WITH LOVE, Voir, HOD cum ORGANIZER of F.G.A.C. Superstar 2007 kawaii edition.

Wednesday, June 06, 2007

hotbabes!

I was playing audition. You know, when people just get up at the crack of dawn. ( which is 9am for me that ; man., its early. ) they get bad tempers. firstly, i couldnt find my god damn handphone charger only to realize my father placed it with the iron. WTF.

so being bored, i checked my virtual village only to realize they are lagging behind in tech points and the birds came to eat their crops and they are facing a food crisis and they have to work hard to GET THE FUCKING TECH POINTS SO THEY CAN BUILD A GOD DAMN SCARECROW! so i went to play audition.

SNOWFLAKESAMYY: Mr, can be my korr?
MRBUAIZAI: k.
SNOWFLAKESAMMY: The, can be my dii?
( then i was wondering WTF is the? )
THEFALLENONES: k.
( so i see. *sarcasm )
It was bad enough. She was acting cute and FLOODING THE GOD DAMN GAME so i lagged
and missed my FM. ( fm isnt fuck me its finishing move. >: ( )

she then said she's from pasir ris, in volleyball and netball and npcc! which led me to thinking is she hotsexychio in real life. hmm. i mean seriously if she was, will she have to ask people to be her kors & di-s.
in their eyes, she could be :


but actually, she is/might/couldbe/probably :


im not saying there are no chio people in audition. there are. but from a chio bu's pov, she dont have to stoop to this level because it will be , instead, guys seeking her attention. so from my clever deduction, i hereby claim that SNOWFLAKESAMYY is not pretty o;


by the way, as i was sourcing friendster, for stand-in SNOWFLAKESAMYY's example, i was linked to MARSH mallow. browsing her cute photos, i realized she was lvl 189 hermit in maple. gosh. and then guess what. she's from nan hua! HOORAY! let's cheer for our junior for being acdemically inclined, pro in piano and MAPLE! WOOHOO! CHEERS FOR PEIQI!!!


NAN HUA finally has successor- to take part in " FEMALE CAMPUS MAPLE ADDICT, KAWAII EDITION! "



1painstaking hour to find the logo ( make the logo in paint )!!#@$!@!#! have fun, people. any one willing to help your "friend" take part in this contest? kindly submit infomation about them and pictures to me by end this week!

Sunday, June 03, 2007

1minpoemo;

1minutepoem! { it means i took 1minute to compose it. }

( gee. cuz i dont believe you can appreciate the poem in 1min anyway :P )

a thousand words, could i not have seen
more than the ravages of the scene.
holding myself, warming the cut
the familiar smell of wasted blood.

counterfeit, is the love, you'd given
could i not be, but grief stricken.
this love, hadth made me such a fool-
manipulated by the memories of you.

had i not been, alive, the memories
still writhing with pain, living in me.
tell me. had i been wrong,
we'd been together for so long.

its so hard, to remember to forget
this love i'd wished to make perfect.
amid its flaws, i compromised
yet my love, you failed to recognise.


i got a new haircut :D now my fringe looks more retarded than any.


bye people. im sad. i love you.

Friday, June 01, 2007

IM BACK. i know im kind of lazy. I mean. really lazy. but june's here and i have many things to attend to >: ( -like cute guys } but now its back by demand! hee~

firstly, i have some things to clarify. im not back together with WILSON, so any of his loving fans , please dont come and flame me because he will hate you in the end ;p

secondly, nan hua has irresponsible people : (

thirdly, cheryl tan owes me icecream :D

fourthly, KAI rocks okay!


THEN, we move on to me saying that i tried dota before o; and virtual villagers 2 <3!>
and i owe alex money.

sam : my msn nick is simple sophisticated and easy to understand okay!

because its like so late in the morning/midnight now that i cant type out much entertaining shit except that go to youtube type in " japanese pranks " then go ahead and laugh your ass off at all the videos! gogo!

and other than eugene and wilson, i add one new "brother" to the list of exceptionally ego-males.

ben: i working la.
amb: work as what?
ben: promoter.
amb: ( guessing pots and pans ) promote what?
ben: myself :D

ben's friend: i am handsome i know leh!
and life goes on. ( by ian )


i felt kind of squashed in the conver box.
his ego was overflowing.

anyone interested in SCANDALOUS @ the pavilion? its tomorrow. i mean today.


KLINSEN : GRANADO ESPADA! ( lag your computer now! )



click to enlarge. (obviously). i cant imagine how do you fight with such oversized boobs and whats the use of the exaggerating skirt when you can still see the corset/panties/whatever.

http://ge.iahgames.com/en/
have fun! bye loves.!