HI NOOBS.
( this post has alot of dota jargon. wait. oh all my posts have always been. )


I have ultimately been destroyed by double damage pa with quadruple DRS resulting in scarred exterior, loss of gold and a long respawn time. Meanwhile i shall be updating every day whilst i regenerate my HP. And as i am not pro like X1a0WuGu1, my fountain only regenerates o.1 Hp per hour so i will take longer before i can enter the battlefield again.


we are all in awe by the FAMOUS & PRO WCG PLAYER X1a0WuGu1 Aka TORTOISE so here's more photos of him. MY sister can't be more than honored to be sitting beside him much less than taking photos!

LOL i am so bo liao.

Family day at EAST COAST, WHERE MY SISTER RODE HER BICYCLE INTO A BUSH LOLOLOLOLOL. *looks at Eng hau

and then she picks up the bicycle.. AND RAMMED INTO THE FENCE.
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOOLOOOOOL

cute hor:

One plate of duck rice 5 dollar so nice meh so many people queue. thought the rice is like food from heaven. WAN LAI SI ( but actually ) the ah peks purposely do so slow machiam medusa use ulti and slow them like that WTF x1000



disgusting cockle, ( just like my sister )




THAI BURGER FROM BOTAK JONES!
says ryan: this is not just DD! Its triple DD + DR,! Look at the carbo!!!!

Baked cheese potato.
Burger bun
FRIES

GG!




Sorry, on a random note i had to express that i like long stuffs and elephants..
*innocuous eyes



SENTOSA COVE, WHERE ARE YOU?


Lesson learnt from monopoly-rubbish-game-from-macdonalds:

1) Its a faux
2) Spamming mcspicy is the most favorite bad thing to do
3) Sentosa cove can only be gotten in your dreams
4) Geylang had spelling error. Apparently the printer was gay. The paper wrote GEYLAND
5) The small fries + nuggets + free food that you get only makes you fat. nothing to be happy about.


NANA TIME: ( ADOPTION NOTICE, "adorable" little tortoise )

Name: Tan Nan Da

Nicknames: XWG, PRO, WCGPRO, SUPERWCGPRO, SUPERULTRAEXTRAIMBAWCGPRO, NANA, NATA DE COCO, NAA, NAN, DA, TORTOISE, RETARD, IDIOT, STUPID, BRAINLESS, PRO TINKER *too many to list

Age: 19

GOOD POINTS:

- WCGpro support/carry/anything you want. Best hero: -random.
- Immaculate and beyond god-like piano skills.
- Eats every thing that you throw at him except for certain vegetables.
- Goes anywhere with you but CAUTION: not small enough to fit into your bag
- Sweet and thoughtful <--- what more you want?!
- *NEWLY ADDED: Toni & Guy HAIR MODEL OMG!?!?!? *cool shizz

BAD POINTS:

- Constantly forgetting to bring his brain out
- Most vulnerable weakness: ( check his pokemon card at facebook to know what is it )
- Unable to Guai lan successfully because he is a sweetassangel
- Unable to feed in dota due to being overly pro ( not useful in playing SPOOF )
- Hair grows too fast.

www.facebook.com/fansite/PROWCGxwgakaTORTOISE.htm

for idiots: ( dont click it its fake la duh )




LIFE WITHOUT A BRAIN by ATSQ:






















MADE MY DAY:





Bye! SEND ME MORE GIFTS IN CAFE WORLD!

surfeited mind & my vacuous heart
devoted loneliness plays its part.
whilst i lay with my eyes closed wide
memories of your touch quietly subsides.

pensive night with its lonely moon
hadth filled my heart with endless gloom.
you are the end in every waking dream
the closer i get the further you seem.

no greater love can hurt like this
as bitter wind renders its cold solace,
departed moments they felt so near
adamant longing for you to be here

as the rain keeps pouring, my heart's hypnotized

by its solitary embrace and somber cries
boy tell me- what do i do,
when all i can think of is missing you;

awesome photo. i wanna stay in such a house.

obsession. oh- contradiction

HI BITCHES


Lovely day to camp in front of your computer and chiong silly facebook games like crazy!
Don't eat don't sleep don't shit don't fuck don't shop! JUST PLAY AND PLAY till you win everyone! That's life, dudes.

WATCH THIS SHIT :

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=myr3jicImmI
( you won't regret it )

So, totally SHINGZ man just now, went bugis. The ahlians come bugis JUNCTION i thought they upgrade but actually they came to smoke here then go back to bugis street. Maybe the dustbin at bugis junction nicer to smother the cig butts? IDK.

All the XAL ( xiao ah lians ) think they damn cool with their totally CMI XAB come terrorize us with their impenetrable makeup. Saw one of them smoking the Smoke she exhale totally like the Air in Genting. Nana laugh when we walked past he said " She never tarik! "

( for people who practices good english ) Tarik : Never fully inhale the smoke and exhale it out

So i was shocked x100000. CIGARETTES SO EX STILL WASTE wtf sia :





*Retch out 959468938598124141 buckets of teddybear biscuits. Enough of disgusting people.


Belated present to my sister!! A Juicy couture wallet :D

Thanks to respective people! You know who you are.





ONE FINE DAY, a small tortoise camped at the Student Service Center waiting for an important document to be faxed over. He stares damn long at the thing which the people claim to be a fax machine.


30 mins later I got really frustrated and demanded the people to check for another fax machine. The guy walks out of the office and emerges with the paper which was faxed 20mins ago. I stared at the machine in front of me :


Stupidity > Me



Here's how to waste time and money:

GRAB CUTE BUT CHEAPO MADE IN CHINA SOFT TOYS while waiting for movie to start!


BOOMZ! In a blink of an eye the lever lowered the awesomely-cute seal and it was right in front of my astounded gaze ( see below ) only separated by a glass. HOW MAGICAL!



Snap of sister's seal on top of mine. Knows what this photo resembles?

Bottom: Before wash
Top: After wash



Totally-smokin-hot-AHBENG-wcgPRO-underageSmoker LITTLE BLAH with my sister & cousin:




*Laughs and rolls on the floor in spasms:



Was nana really smiling for the camera or using the chance to surreptitiously snigger at ryan's distorted face?!?!? HAHAHAHAA



Some random photos taken at DBL 0:



Don't ask me why ryan not in photo la Cuz he take the photo for us la?!
Don't ask me why don't want to ask other people take.. cuz we cannot see, everywhere darkdark sia. ( If you frequent dbl O you will get whats btw the line )




HI. I AM A VAMPIRE wannabe:



I FOUND A PREY but he looks too cute to be eaten. hmm... *thinks about Edward Cullen & Bella

It's my first attempt at Cross process and smart blur but sian that angle can't see my blood T.T

EH is so cute.

I know my sister looks like a potianak who mastered the art of appearing in sunlight


See? Don't yawn with your mouth wide open the next time you board a bus. You'll never know what flies into your unwary mouth. Just in case you are motherfucking blind, he is cutting his nails. Pardon my sister's distorted facial expression.



Talking about distortion. I was having fun with photoscape!

A photo for you to puke at. BYE GUYS.



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