sorry for the short hiatus. im a free bird now!!! exams are over. I am going on a cruizxe from tmr till sun. wait for me. Update on monday! :D

bye. no souvenirs for u.

I NEED RAMEN NOW

ALL THANKS TO ASHLEY SUN.

after attempting to guess the password he put, i have decided i'm never going to be any form of a hacker or decoder.



Nice popiahs: Pontian cafe ( limited popiahs daily! ) and Lavender food sq



SHIOK MAKI!!! *screams in orgasm

see like that shiok anot? Grilled unagi, a niblet of avocado rolled in japanese rice & seaweed, totally enveloped in a generous slice of slippery & tangy salmon (i think, too busy eating to really go notice). Add a drizzle of sweet japanese cream sauce and a cascading amount of chewy roe. yummy!!!

Amberating: 4/5
Wisma Atria's food court,
Standalone Mini Jap sushi bar.

UNCLE, lim kopi ah? So convenient hor hang your bird here?

Says bird: chio anot? i spike my hair (L)

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ash: eh eh look at this potato chips.
nd & amb: ya what's with it
ash: see!!! IM RESISTING IT!
nd & amb: -____________-

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bye to my horrible job:

and my brain-twisted christian, buddhism hating boss
who has attitude problem, bad manners, hearing problems,
memory loss, obesity, short&hot temper, low eq,
no general knowledge & very stingy, unreasonable
and just plain fucked up.


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I tried: Ramen Culture at Katong

Amberating: 2.2/5

Not worth the money. Broth is too milky, (with traces of peanut or whatever nut) meat did not absorb the essence of the broth, and the ramen not cooked to a constant perfection.

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this is gross. i didn't take the photos. i just stood there
and scream like mad. *imagines

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enough of beetle. this is the epitome OF ORGASM.
Naruto will definately have 100034294234842 bowls of this.

Not many photos.. too busy eating it. CUZ ITS
TOO FUCKING AWESOME D:

Amberating: 4.4/5

Ippudo ramen can be found at
Mandarin Gallery, beside cineleisure.
2 floors up from the esc, right beside lawrys


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FREE QOO (almost expired)

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they need to do something about the
fail-art-or-marketing-gimmick-idk

are those his balls? I don't know.

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bye guys, im off to fantasize about megan fox
and play final fantasy epic rpg
and watch naruto shippuden
and play sims 2
and do hair and face mask
and relax at home
and eat junk food

ps: willing to marry for - An accounts teacher. ploxXXX

monthversary.. baby.

I always thought the world will end by 2012, (after being inspired by the movie and adam lambert's voice), where the grounds will crack and devour us whole, tsunamis will asphyxiate us and it is possible to outrun a series of meatball-alike cascading meteors from the sky in a super chui car. Thus i started packing ammunition, food rations and first aid kit into my store room.

BUT ...


The world is ending in 2011!!! Everyone will switch to msn 2011 and we shall all perish. Say goodbye to your good ol' msn names where you can change at whim. Say goodbye to user friendly drop-lists and customizable backgrounds. say goodbye to your painting in msn and decent looking emoticons.

welcome to hell:


gracias muchos, my name is now perma stuck as: Amber Voir.
and almost half of my contacts are blocked. (ITS NOT MY FAULT. unless u are desperate. then yes, i intentionally blocked you.) If there's ever a update innocently masked as "IMPORTANT WINDOWS UPDATE" PLEASE DO NOT UPDATE IT. or we are all one step closer to end of the world!!!
NOOOOOOOOOO.




could this be grandpa? *stares at it





So, i was (not) happily on my way to work when i saw something reddish and conspicuous on the pavement.

WTF? looks like i better keep my eyes peeled for possible free shows around here in my ulu office site. voyeurism is free and very healthy. <-- truth.




chanel in a crisis-

amber: wtf? i told u already here is all barred off! why the taxi driver still alight u here wtf he stupid x1000.
chanel: cheebye! how? i cross road la
amber: wtf! cannot! here is junction and now peak hour you teleport also got problem.
chanel: wtf! HOW!
amber: climb over la. *takes photo
chanel: WTF!!! *looks around and climbs over unglam-ly. Cheebye fucked up day leh!

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I cooked dinner :D

baked salmon with dash of pepper, basil & lemon

homemade sauce

spicy bbq wings

buttered veg & steamed garlic rice with mixed herbs

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DO THEY STILL EXIST? :

amazing lionel the programmer at work:

Name: Lionel Ong
Age: 21
Currently: In National Slavery as a psp-playing clerk
Height: As short as me. (HAHAHA)
Weight: Too skinny for his own good.
+ points: Romantic, funny, sensitive, thoughtful, kind, friendly, amazing, good at programming, smart, faithful
- points: too good to be true. &, attached. hahahahahahahahaha ;p

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epic. i can make some random photos into a sub comic. *pats myself.


random day out with ashley sun:






says a snail: mind bringing me to the other side of the pavement please? it will save me.... 5 hours.




today is my favorite day! wednesday. and one more reason. *looks at the date. o.o

ash @ 11.51: happy monthlyversary. <-- (spell wrong) i go sleep le nights
amb: its not 12 yet.. (backspaced)


start counting down to your weekend!




says pussy lips (pun not intentionally intended): Bye guys. *slurpslurp.

to recovery

HAHAHAHAHAHA IM SO FREAKING CHILDISH.
note: im not a neyo hater. Im in fact, a fan.

I don't mind, I don't i dont mind.~

Oh god, how lame can I get. :S

HELLO, CRUEL WORLD.

Some people are asking where am I officially blogging, tumblr or over here. Well I will be shifting my nonsensical blogging (the usuals) back over here, whilst my whining and emoing will be over at my tumblr which you do not have to see. Gulps*. Caution as it may cause severe depression. HAHAHAHA.

YOU KNOW WHAT'S GOD? my boss told me there's only one god in this world. yeap. there is only one god in my life. and that's my freaking ISOTREINOIN. HAHA.

Harms of isotreinoin:

- Severe liver damage
- Excessive peeling & drying of lips and skin
- Hair loss
- Unable to do vigorous sports or get under the sun
- Nausea, dizzinss and migraine
- (rare) Blurred vision & depression
- Not allowed to have baby. Not allowed to HAVE SEX FOR THE DURATION OF MEDICATION FOR FEAR OF PREGNANCY


>


Doc: Are you sexually active?
Me: Yes.
Doc: Great. You need oral contraceptives.
Me: That will make me fat.
Doc: Erm, yes there may be a certain weight gain
Me: I'm not eating it.
Doc: But you are not allowed to have a baby.
Me: I know. I will practise abstinence.
Doc: *raises his eyebrow// That's quite hard to promise.
Me: REALLY~~~!
Doc: Well, you know, some things are hard to control.
Me: *thinks of army officers in army shorts // Ok. I guess you are right. But i'm still not taking the pill.

Doc: Ok. Then you know what to do. *winkwinknudgenudge.

my expensive & holy & sacred GOD in its metallic wrapping

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Fucking ugly shot of me at some random disgusting restaurant in Bugis Junction-

I hope the shop close down soon. The food is pretty horrible.

When they tell you looks can be deceiving, sometimes just take their word for it.



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JONNIE GOES ARMY :D

All my boys are in army.. so sad D: That explains why I am also sad when sunday comes. Not just the ns men. HAHAHAHAHA. Last pizza I had with him:

The restaurant is at 313 somerset. I can't remember the name cuz it isn't that fantastic in my opinion. Overpriced, and the soup was like as though they took the water from the dead sea.



Have fun jon! You will POP soon. By then.. *counts: Oh, some people ORD liao. HAHAHAHA

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DONG DONG DONG, KUISHINBO.

WE ARE, KUISHINBO


The moment you hear that, you see half of the people are gone from their seats. Because the kitchen staff will give out some limited goodies like crayfish with cheese, strawberry melts etc. Totally suits the Singaporean flair, isn't it?

amb: oei, look at camera leh
ash: wait la i want eat my crab

amb: okok now can?
ash: *bites into crab// OMG YEAH. CAN CAN. *poses

HAHAHAHA

Nanda has no skills in eating the crabs there! His hands were dripping wet as though they were busy with a girl... rather than a crab. HAHAHAH

torty: wtf.. dig so long for that moment of pleasure

AFTER 192983291834918492 crabs:

ash: *bloats// omg. let's eat something else. I think i had too many crabs.
amb: kuishinbo is going to ban you soon.



close up of the epitome of indulgence

torty's self invented ice with candy balls.

(tastes the contrary of how pretty it looks)

*dong dong dong, kuishinbo

ash & ky looks at each other: LETS GO!

KUISHINBO can be found at suntec city, great world city, or jurong point.
Dinner is 54 nett per head. Free flow of everything except napkin. *coughs.

amberating: 8.2/10

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Random shots of food:

strawberry shortcake from bakerzin is one of my favs.

WHAT DO YOU DO WHEN IT IS RAINY, COLD, & YOU ARE HUNGRY?

don't tell me you don't know the answer leh!

even ahbengs also know.

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God of the week: Lionel

can't wait to see the prototype!


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willing to marry for: someone to give up his BTT slot to me.

P.S: another reason to hate my job.