Saturday, July 26, 2008

looooooooo0ooong post

her touch of a feather,
and eyes like desire;
cold stare, hot touch,
flawless to an extreme such;



oh yes, so arrrtistic. HAHAHA. if you read like a snail, then go toilet first, because this will be a suuuper long post. but don't just look at the photos la. this is blog leh, not gallery! don't waste my efforts lor!
*winkwink nudgenudge at SOMEBODY.

btw, please scroll slowly for MAXIMUM PLEASURE.


To kick off, -

i held her by the waist. the touch of her warm body sexcites me.
her head leans back against my arm, snugly.
she felt so light., and so small.
my heart was pounding. what should i do next?
she's just here squealing, waiting for me-
waiting for me to... do something..












do something like play "peek a boo" or pet her tiny head and try not to drop her.


HAHAHAHA :D


YO, says hair-cover-one-eye-quite-handsome Mingkuang.


Say hello to us, we are at BALI THAI, ( tampines mall ) and the food is damn expensive! shitassfuck, we should have just remained at food court. LOL


"NOOO," cries nadia, throwing herself onto the floor. "the carpet feels better than the chair! "



BORED? look at this :



HAHAHAHA :D everytime i see it, i won't get sick of laughing.

anyway, it's now time to introduce you my friend, who wears only vintage and retro clothes.


and our various normal, camwhoring antics at the vintage shop at haji lane.

the red thingy is a WORKING ACCORDIAN. OMFG x1000. freaking hilarious! ;D

I FUCKING WANT THIS PAIR OF SHOES! its like the normal-est thing i can find in the shop. ( other than myself ) its at a omfg-aint-im-just-worth-it PRICE OF 89.9o$!



then she got scared by this levitating balloon dog. that's some real scary balloon!



by the way, dont drink this fucked up mango-bobo passion drink which costs a hefty sum of 7 dollars from starbucks. I HATE STARBUCKS ! but never mind, all's forgiven cuz i saw a cute guy. :D



ignorant about soups? brighten yourself and rejuvenate your straw brains by visiting THE SOUP SPOON, at bugis. you won't regret this chunky velvety mushroom stroganoff, it's only 6 bucks! cheaper than starBUCKS's crappy drinks.


yaaaa, it looks nice. so i was gulping it down, and eating my sandwich. vintage friend was saying about fatness and stuffs, so i got influenced and didn't eat my soup bun. ( fattening man. )

so just as we were about to leave, a family next to us was eating and the mother saw us getting up and she said " you are not going to finish the bread? "

millions of questions fluttered past in my head. i couldn't stop wondering what should i reply and WHY she asked that. but a 100000 dollars bet, i bet she's christian.

so i said " uh, the soup's too filling. im too full. "

she kind of glared at me, then softened and said " oh can i have the bun? "
__ but anyway i took a bite out of it.
then she said " oh never mind. " she must be freaking disappointed. el desperado.


it's hard to imagine a really outstanding npcc cadet inspector who won "Singapore's best station inspector " and best marksman ( HE GOT 10 POINTS SIA ) to be like this:

seeing that he has to do project and i get to enjoy my saturday shopping, i mmsed him this:


hello, gagaga, i'm going out shopping. what about you , poor boy?


and he mmsed this:


hello, sad sad, i shitting and doing project! :(


and here's his mediocore noob beyond noob parking skills:
( excluding the fact that he lost grip of the steering wheel whilst rounding a bend AND speeding over a hump )

anyway, on a lighter note, people look at me cuz i wear long socks!€ from online shopping! ;D
is it cuz i ugly in the socks, or the socks ugly on me? HAHAHHAHA.
by the way the show HELLBOY SUCKS.

to end off, here's my LIMITED EDITION AIDS -ipod nano, 8gb in sleek AIDS color. and its given by dennis! :D how sweet.

it took aeroplane from US okay! talk about AIDS. pfft


BYE people! i want to eat fried rice and help the world eliminate ugly people wearing geek specs, bastards ( which means the entire male population ) and disappointing movies.