( i know its not here yet lah think i can't count!?!? its a tradition in Singapore to do everything in advance but strangely I am not affected in the sense when im always late )
Ion orchard looks amazing! minus the disgusting crowd.Don't ask me why the photos look like shit. don't blame my camera! its Blogger which has implemented this silly system where we have a limited space for all our photos. SO, bo bian need to reduce and resize the quality till like SHIT. i can almost see the pixels from here. yucks
we all love : DIN TAI FENG!
TELL ME: why the toilets in ion orchard are:
1) bigger than my entire house
2) machiam take part in toilet compy
3) so exaggeratedly high tech?
( some poor ah ma didn't know where the hand dryer was hidden )
my toilet looks like shit compared to this.SPERM!
(tu) narcissm time at Takashimaya:
CARTIER, BABY.
more (tu) time at the bus stop.
THE GIRL BESIDE ME at the bus stop:
( you know how hard to take the photo anot? need skill ok! )
Hot tomato express @ plaza sing!
MORE (tu) for you!:
So i was flipping through a magazine and i got the shock of my life. I saw this mushroom head looking leprechaun thing with discolored eye make up and mis-matching clothes to pull off the extremely gross image. HOW CAN THIS BE ON THE MAGAZINE?
( no more boner material guys. this is the shizz )
Seems like people are bored of the usual christmas trees. they just HAD to be creative and..
put it upside down! WOOHOO!
Beef chilli cheese fries @ Carl's Jr! Pair it with their PORTOBELLO mushroom burger.
See? now you know why im so fat.
My fav: Soft shell crab hand roll!
The only reason for you to :
1) stay up late all night
2) wake up early in the morning
Big Breakfast at Mac. only $6++
( unless you are like Ky or Ash and add 294928592895 omelettes and sausages TILL THE COVER CANNOT CLOSE )Animal cruelty:
Ash: Eh my dog scared of umbrella.Amb: Really? Why?
Ash: HAHAHA. don't know really it scared. see
* takes umbrella and advances to dog
Dog: looks at ash with fearful eyes and cowers
Ash: HAHAHAHA see!!!
* Opens umbrella
Dog: Whines and hides in a corner
Amb: You damn mean leh wtf.
Ash: AHAHHAA SEE ITS SCARED HAHAHA
*puts opened umbrella at dog.
Dog: Shuts its eyes and prays that everything will be over soon
Why Singaporean guys so zilian? : ( *points at wenjie )
WHAT does a loving father do when the daughter was crying because her cafe world in Face book had a glitch?!
He cooks a nice warm bowl of curry noodles and adds her favorite seaweed chicken to it T.T
Note: It's not that i put too much make up and look too white. Is that he got sunburnt and look too dark ok!
COCKROACHES!!!!!
Watch Case 39 its awesome okay!
MOVIES YOU MUST WATCH OR DIE WITH REGRETS:
Case 39
Happy Flight
New Moon
2012
My girlfriend is an agent
Ninja Assassin
MOVIES YOU WATCH LE CONFIRM DIE WITH REGRETS:
A christmas carol
Fantastic Mr fox
The informant ( to wenjie it was pure torment )
I have stomach flu, what luck. Anyone wants to skip school? Come let me spread some germs to you. :D
