Wednesday, November 25, 2009

HI NOOBS.
( this post has alot of dota jargon. wait. oh all my posts have always been. )


I have ultimately been destroyed by double damage pa with quadruple DRS resulting in scarred exterior, loss of gold and a long respawn time. Meanwhile i shall be updating every day whilst i regenerate my HP. And as i am not pro like X1a0WuGu1, my fountain only regenerates o.1 Hp per hour so i will take longer before i can enter the battlefield again.


we are all in awe by the FAMOUS & PRO WCG PLAYER X1a0WuGu1 Aka TORTOISE so here's more photos of him. MY sister can't be more than honored to be sitting beside him much less than taking photos!




LOL i am so bo liao.



Family day at EAST COAST, WHERE MY SISTER RODE HER BICYCLE INTO A BUSH LOLOLOLOLOL. *looks at Eng hau

and then she picks up the bicycle.. AND RAMMED INTO THE FENCE.
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOOLOOOOOL




cute hor:





One plate of duck rice 5 dollar so nice meh so many people queue. thought the rice is like food from heaven. WAN LAI SI ( but actually ) the ah peks purposely do so slow machiam medusa use ulti and slow them like that WTF x1000



disgusting cockle, ( just like my sister )




THAI BURGER FROM BOTAK JONES!

says ryan: this is not just DD! Its triple DD + DR,! Look at the carbo!!!!

Baked cheese potato.
Burger bun
FRIES

GG!




Sorry, on a random note i had to express that i like long stuffs and elephants..
*innocuous eyes



SENTOSA COVE, WHERE ARE YOU?


Lesson learnt from monopoly-rubbish-game-from-macdonalds:

1) Its a faux
2) Spamming mcspicy is the most favorite bad thing to do
3) Sentosa cove can only be gotten in your dreams
4) Geylang had spelling error. Apparently the printer was gay. The paper wrote GEYLAND
5) The small fries + nuggets + free food that you get only makes you fat. nothing to be happy about.


NANA TIME: ( ADOPTION NOTICE, "adorable" little tortoise )

Name: Tan Nan Da

Nicknames: XWG, PRO, WCGPRO, SUPERWCGPRO, SUPERULTRAEXTRAIMBAWCGPRO, NANA, NATA DE COCO, NAA, NAN, DA, TORTOISE, RETARD, IDIOT, STUPID, BRAINLESS, PRO TINKER *too many to list

Age: 19

GOOD POINTS:

- WCGpro support/carry/anything you want. Best hero: -random.
- Immaculate and beyond god-like piano skills.
- Eats every thing that you throw at him except for certain vegetables.
- Goes anywhere with you but CAUTION: not small enough to fit into your bag
- Sweet and thoughtful <--- what more you want?!
- *NEWLY ADDED: Toni & Guy HAIR MODEL OMG!?!?!? *cool shizz

BAD POINTS:

- Constantly forgetting to bring his brain out
- Most vulnerable weakness: ( check his pokemon card at facebook to know what is it )
- Unable to Guai lan successfully because he is a sweetassangel
- Unable to feed in dota due to being overly pro ( not useful in playing SPOOF )
- Hair grows too fast.

www.facebook.com/fansite/PROWCGxwgakaTORTOISE.htm

for idiots: ( dont click it its fake la duh )




LIFE WITHOUT A BRAIN by ATSQ:






















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Bye! SEND ME MORE GIFTS IN CAFE WORLD!