one night stand

Says failed zhao cai mao wannabe: HI HI PEOPLE! *meaaaow.


So, i was having a blast blogshopping and chanced upon this "model". I wanted to buy what she was wearing. but then again after looking at the photo, i'd decided better not.



HAHAHA.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LAn2UFXSsgw



I'm so freaking in love with this cute youtube video that I JUST HAD TO DRAW IT AND PUT IT ON MSN!!! *screams.








And my msn friends liked it so much, a few of them have decided to use it as their msn dps too. HAHAHAHA.

So nick was like : can you draw something new now?!?







Feel free to use them. HAHAHA. You can even tell me your requests ;D







I was so desperate for cream.. ( i still NEED ONE LAST FUCKING CREAM ) and KY totally made me flip by drawing this:

HAHAHA! Ya i know its very cute :D

WHAT IS THAT THING HIDING UNDER A FLOWERPOT!?!

OMG. ITS A TORTOISE. from nowhere!!! /wrists and runs around.


*cooes: isnt he adorable? :D

Its currently in a tank now, but we have to let it go cuz it's lonely without a partner ;(

hope it doesn't get eaten by any hungry fish in the lake :((

Anyway, these tutus are lovely!!! :DD get them at wisma. ( Ashley can finish off 20, i think )

The uncle has them freshly made, and the moment you look at how he does you, you can be sure he has been doing it for years. ( INDEED, check out his featured tutu on newspaper clippings shown on his pushcart )

The grounded rice is especially fine and surprisingly sweet, that its " so good you can eat it on its own! " without the fillings.

Ratings: 4/5

I was walking to granny's house when i saw..

Jesus, i know its fucking gross. I have no idea why i snapped a photo of it. Can you imagine? I was only inches away from it O:

What happens when you are in need of an orgasm? its simple. Grab some balls, pop them into your mouth. Tease them for a bit, lick slowly before chowing down on them!!! AHHH!



These GIOTTO(balls) from ferrero, are bound to set you spiralling to ecstasy faster than a rocket. Nuts covers the ball, which is actually a crunchy biscuit. Bite into them to let the sweet hazelnut cream slid onto your tongue.

There's nothing better than this to achieve an orgasm ( and you DIY! )
HAHAHA! Thanks to ERIC for your lovely gift of balls :D

OUTING WITH THE GUYS:
( doing one of the few things i abhorred -_- )

AMAZING SHOT. ( back facing the cam! HAHAHA )

What's that! The ball was moving so slow, that it got stopped by the barrier. HAHAHA. no la not my ball la. i where got so pro! *smiles nervously.

Actually i do. AHHAHAHA. See my noob score. ( notice the amount of - - - ) HAHAHHA.
I betted that yaoquan will win! AND HE DID. yay ;D


WHATS THIS BLUE FREAK!!!

Cute right?! Ashley won it at the arcade. With only 8dollars. HAHAHA. ( budget sia )

aww.. how cute. >:D

SEE? without stress and with Jiawei around, its hard not to own! We owned like 3 games straight. ( ya cuz we only played 3 x; )

Isn't it strange why i'm always noob when people don't have faith in me?
Jiawei is the best> :D


BYE PEOPLE. i will be posting the amount of blogshopping i have done soon!

i need cream.. do you mind giving me some of yours..? HAHAHA

emopost

Hello guys. Today i will demonstrate to wenjie the true prowess of my emoness.


I met you today, with your copper hair shining vibrantly in the setting sun. The sky was painted a kaleidoscope of Ambers. But you, boy, you were the most stunning one of all. That moment when our silhouettes touched, i felt the urge to run into your arms.

But i couldn't. All I did was patted you on your head. That was when you threw me a small smile. But I couldn't fathom what was going on in your mind anymore. At that point of time, I suddenly felt like a mere fragment of your fading diary.

As we walked, my palms were wet. And uneasiness swept over me like a heatwave. I wanted to hold you so bad. I reminisced about how it used to feel when you held me. And that hurts so much. Like a commemorated grave,. with no corpse beneath its earth, I guess that's just the way love works. The glorification wears away with all the scars that fill your heart, leaving nothing but anguish.

The sun took forever to set today. And i wished time could stop. You were all that I had. But I didn't know happiness had to hurt so bad. Why must the sweetness be mere ephemeron? You then stopped in your tracks, with your back facing the sun. I had to squint and then i asked

" What's the matter? "
"Nothing." was your inscrutable reply.

You took my hand and pulled me into a walk again. Our fingers nestled among each other the way they always do. I wanted to hold them forever. But. I let your hand go. My heart screamed in a muted agony. But deep in my mind, i was busy convincing myself that was the right decision.
For all the pain that you have put me through, I promised myself i have had enough.

But at that time I knew i let you go because i love you so much.
It wasn't for me. I could cry to fill an abyss and still want to die crying because of you. But boy, our hearts are so together yet we are worlds apart.

You always strike me with castigation that hurt. But after that I could always be easily fooled by your every single word, blinded by your smiles and hypnotized by your eyes. So my heart kept mending itself everytime you hurt me. Over and over again. But...

I need to love someone else now. Someone who will hold my love close to him, with our worlds as one. So even though my guilty heart, can't beat, losing its rhythm to the synchro of deceit, I must pretend till I truly do.

The sun finally disppeared into the devouring gloom. We stopped and stared into each other's eyes. And I did all i know i must do.

I walked away. Without looking back.

I vow to stay at home and rot till my bank balance jumped digits, my pimple goes away and my weight goes back to normal. Till then, my bankbook, my pimple, my tummy, my fat thighs and my closet has agreed upon this consensus, which shall take immediate effect!.

PRETTY HILARIOUS shit for you to watch whilst you stone to death at home.:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nO-GsDwYwtI&feature=related


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NMShvQa4SI0

Tell me if you like the Singaporean couple comics. took me forever to draw em.

wtf! i hate you la

HELLO GUYS, i am late on my posting! ( as usual ) grab on to your gentials fellows! You are in for a long and yummy ride!!!

I am featuring a fuckload of food in this post. Period came knocking on my pants and that explained why i was eating like a PIG!!! :D





Ben and Jerry's doublecookie whatever. I mean. Even the photo looks good enough to eat. Imagine this.

CAKEDOUGH and NEWYORKCHOCOFUDGE flavors, with 4 homemade chocolate chip biscuits, chocolate rice krispies, loads of whipped cream and a fucking lot of caramel.


HOW FATTENING CAN IT GET? OMG.




Confessions of a shopaholic : I am really sorry grandpa. I can't resist.. another bag.

ITS SNAKESKIN-alike PVC TOTE FROM GUESS! Now, when GSS is on, TELL ME ITS WRONG TO BUY!!! YIKES.

SO, i was out with xiaoxin the other day and this woman caught my eye. ( her vs bag too ) How can she actually walk so fast with such KILLER HEELS. seriously look at it. The wedges are not even fully covering her soles.

After a fruitless afternoon of shopping for xiaoxin, we've decided to just camp somewhere with our very lovely lemonade from AuntieAnne's Pretzels.

( And mind you i was eating an almond and caramel pretzel ) That was after i actually finished a whole plate of fried rice! OMG.

He has the KINKIEST THINGS! Look at this. Its his watch. OMG. OMG. I love it.

Please prepare some paperbags for you are about to witness my sister... on the loose. I mean literally.

JERRY, DONT LAUGH. I KNOW YOU ARE LAUGHING AT YOUR SCREEN!!!

We saw this two EYECANDY! I think they are twins. LIKE KOREAN DRAMA STARS SIA!

Okay the food again. Head down to billybomber's HIP DINER at cineleisure! They are offering great one-for-one deals at anytime of the day/week! :D

We finished everything. And then i exchanged glances with my sister. I looked at the menu surreptitiously. Then i couldnt bear it anymore.

" Waiter,... can we have the brownie with icecream.... "

The plates were squeaky clean! OMG. that's real fattening. BUT THE BROWNIE. omg it was exhilarating.


HOW MUCH DIVA CAN YOU HANDLE? BABY.!

I bought all the african looking strangely shaped bangles just for my BROWN ALDO SHOES! What i am lacking now is a suitable bag.. hinthint*



How sweet, i was dressed in pink and white. I KNOW. totally makes me an angel ;D

DO WE LOOK LIKE SISTERS? O:


My ass of a sister had me hooked onto unhealthy addictions again. THIS CUP of yellow mush is 5dollars! ITS entirely mango, ice and nice chewy surprises at the bottom of the cup!

Tell me, darlings, that there's something better than this. IT COULDN'T BE. BECAUSE ITS so fucking awesome!. I am going back to buy TWO CUPS TOMORROW. *evil laughs



Make it your love today. Exclusively at MANGO LINGO, fareastplaza B1.

Let me tell you what's greater than great sex. ITS :

LET THERE BE SIMS! Save me baby. I Am going crazy. I am having a minatory countdown.. to an incurable addiction.

that looks remotely disgusting i swear.

Not as disgusting as all these ahpeks who stared at me as though i was naked, nonetheless.


HAPPY BIRTHDAY MUMMY :D

My daddy bought the cake ( her fav! ) and we crept into the bedroom while she was sleeping. HOW SWEET!

He even got her flowers. That's damn sweet of him T.T
( i want to be pampered like that!!! )

Hello guys. The photos below are going to make you go down on your knees and scream " HOW MUCH JUICY CAN YOU HANDLE? "

MY 4 TH Juicy Couture bag!!! In pink leather! OMG. *drools.

Even the dustbag is fucking sweet.

Special thanks to YOU :D

Went to boat/clarke quay to have mum's birthday dinner. AT SIZZLING ROCK! We had a table by the river. OH my god. I looked at the boats and i told my sister :

" Imagine if your boyfriend takes you out on the boat. you all have the boat all to yourselves and have dinner on it. He takes out his guitar and strums you a song.. OMG. "

My sister looked at me and gave me the : You think too much " face. What a turn off.

OOps. a candid shot of my father's tummy. Omfg gross. -_-

GUYS, LET ME SHOW YOU THE MEANING OF

TIGHTS ARE NOT PANTS!

Pardon the transparency ( I MEAN THAT'S THE POINT )

Do you get what i mean? And i have yet to say, those shiny pleather tights too are NOT NOT NOT meant to be worn as pants! FUCK. stop showing off the shape of your vaginas ( aka cameltoe ) to the rest of the world. its incredibly unsexy.

Anyway, Pardon the fatness. It's not my fault, really. Period's doings. *gulps.


For nice clothes and a nicer model -_- please head to " www.eastavenue.livejournal.com " !
Okay rs i am done. SORRY! -_-

BYE GUYS LOVE YA.