Sunday, May 24, 2009

wtf! i hate you la

HELLO GUYS, i am late on my posting! ( as usual ) grab on to your gentials fellows! You are in for a long and yummy ride!!!

I am featuring a fuckload of food in this post. Period came knocking on my pants and that explained why i was eating like a PIG!!! :D





Ben and Jerry's doublecookie whatever. I mean. Even the photo looks good enough to eat. Imagine this.

CAKEDOUGH and NEWYORKCHOCOFUDGE flavors, with 4 homemade chocolate chip biscuits, chocolate rice krispies, loads of whipped cream and a fucking lot of caramel.


HOW FATTENING CAN IT GET? OMG.




Confessions of a shopaholic : I am really sorry grandpa. I can't resist.. another bag.


ITS SNAKESKIN-alike PVC TOTE FROM GUESS! Now, when GSS is on, TELL ME ITS WRONG TO BUY!!! YIKES.



SO, i was out with xiaoxin the other day and this woman caught my eye. ( her vs bag too ) How can she actually walk so fast with such KILLER HEELS. seriously look at it. The wedges are not even fully covering her soles.



After a fruitless afternoon of shopping for xiaoxin, we've decided to just camp somewhere with our very lovely lemonade from AuntieAnne's Pretzels.
( And mind you i was eating an almond and caramel pretzel ) That was after i actually finished a whole plate of fried rice! OMG.



He has the KINKIEST THINGS! Look at this. Its his watch. OMG. OMG. I love it.



Please prepare some paperbags for you are about to witness my sister... on the loose. I mean literally.



JERRY, DONT LAUGH. I KNOW YOU ARE LAUGHING AT YOUR SCREEN!!!


We saw this two EYECANDY! I think they are twins. LIKE KOREAN DRAMA STARS SIA!



Okay the food again. Head down to billybomber's HIP DINER at cineleisure! They are offering great one-for-one deals at anytime of the day/week! :D



We finished everything. And then i exchanged glances with my sister. I looked at the menu surreptitiously. Then i couldnt bear it anymore.


" Waiter,... can we have the brownie with icecream.... "



The plates were squeaky clean! OMG. that's real fattening. BUT THE BROWNIE. omg it was exhilarating.


HOW MUCH DIVA CAN YOU HANDLE? BABY.!



I bought all the african looking strangely shaped bangles just for my BROWN ALDO SHOES! What i am lacking now is a suitable bag.. hinthint*



How sweet, i was dressed in pink and white. I KNOW. totally makes me an angel ;D


DO WE LOOK LIKE SISTERS? O:


My ass of a sister had me hooked onto unhealthy addictions again. THIS CUP of yellow mush is 5dollars! ITS entirely mango, ice and nice chewy surprises at the bottom of the cup!


Tell me, darlings, that there's something better than this. IT COULDN'T BE. BECAUSE ITS so fucking awesome!. I am going back to buy TWO CUPS TOMORROW. *evil laughs



Make it your love today. Exclusively at MANGO LINGO, fareastplaza B1.




Let me tell you what's greater than great sex. ITS :


LET THERE BE SIMS! Save me baby. I Am going crazy. I am having a minatory countdown.. to an incurable addiction.




that looks remotely disgusting i swear.


Not as disgusting as all these ahpeks who stared at me as though i was naked, nonetheless.


HAPPY BIRTHDAY MUMMY :D



My daddy bought the cake ( her fav! ) and we crept into the bedroom while she was sleeping. HOW SWEET!


He even got her flowers. That's damn sweet of him T.T
( i want to be pampered like that!!! )

Hello guys. The photos below are going to make you go down on your knees and scream " HOW MUCH JUICY CAN YOU HANDLE? "


MY 4 TH Juicy Couture bag!!! In pink leather! OMG. *drools.


Even the dustbag is fucking sweet.


Special thanks to YOU :D

Went to boat/clarke quay to have mum's birthday dinner. AT SIZZLING ROCK! We had a table by the river. OH my god. I looked at the boats and i told my sister :
" Imagine if your boyfriend takes you out on the boat. you all have the boat all to yourselves and have dinner on it. He takes out his guitar and strums you a song.. OMG. "

My sister looked at me and gave me the : You think too much " face. What a turn off.





OOps. a candid shot of my father's tummy. Omfg gross. -_-


GUYS, LET ME SHOW YOU THE MEANING OF
TIGHTS ARE NOT PANTS!
Pardon the transparency ( I MEAN THAT'S THE POINT )

Do you get what i mean? And i have yet to say, those shiny pleather tights too are NOT NOT NOT meant to be worn as pants! FUCK. stop showing off the shape of your vaginas ( aka cameltoe ) to the rest of the world. its incredibly unsexy.


Anyway, Pardon the fatness. It's not my fault, really. Period's doings. *gulps.


For nice clothes and a nicer model -_- please head to " www.eastavenue.livejournal.com " !
Okay rs i am done. SORRY! -_-
BYE GUYS LOVE YA.