Wednesday, April 29, 2009

SNIFF SNIFF SNIFF.


Hello my fellow potential-swine-flu-infected people! Now, What the hell is that dog doing at dhouby gaut, without a leash?! But don't scream yet, relax. its not a pig!!!




A really old snapshot of my LR when it was at its prime. God, that was an unforgettable match. Weiquan had like, 3 DRS!



Rumbly Grumbly hungry naix! It's so cute right?!?!




No, this baked rice looks like my retched rubbish. Yar, like vomit?! I don't know why, just had to capture this disgusting image to petrify you... That's like what PIGS eat!!!




So, i was at CWP ( Chao ahbeng Wandering Place ) with a certain ahbeng-attempting-to-turn-good-boy and we decided to try out this punching bag machine!
He went first.. and got 1234! I was HORRIFIED. the high score is like 6308!!! ( are ahbengs all so weak?!?! ) then i punched. WTF! SHOCK x 300023827582742. I GOT 1234 AS WELL!!!

We tried it again, and got the same results. That's when we decided, the machine is spoilt. Oh well.



Oh, i was passing by and saw a little boy happily riding his rocket.. SO HAPPY! Like when i was young!!!
}uber cute isn't it.



Sophia: ( screaming loudly ) WTF!!! SPIDER. BIG SPIDER!!!
Amber: ( screamed louder after going for a closer look ) NO, IT HAS 6 LEGS!
Sophia: ITS A CICIDA! ( cicada )
Amber: WHAT? NOOOO!!! It really is a chicida? ( cicada )
Sophia and Amber: WTF I DONT KNOW HOW TO PRONOUNCE!!!


Amber went home and googled: Cicada -


Well, DOESN'T LOOK THE SAME!!!! I think the one we saw was a.. pond skater? O:



some random shots of some strange faces. Was it their cameras, or just me??!?!

( Little pwiincess sia! )


My sinful confessions:




Once upon a time, a little girl who was an utter barbie slut, went into her dreamland, which was the JUICY COUTURE shop at takashimaya. She gazed longingly at this black color bag, which was every bit fit for the princess in her. It has smooth velour all over, and amazingly nice smelling leather handles. The charm spelt "JUICY COUTURE". It was perfect.
But not the pricetag, at an astounding price of " $410 ". She gazed at the bag dolefully. She can't afford it.





Then!!!
A tall, dark and handsome prince Charming strode up right next to her, holding his ridiculously un-userfriendly iphone and a even more ridiculously overstuffed wallet, knelt on the ground and sang

" Marry me Juliet, you can have the bag you want. You love the bag and that's all i really know. I've talked to the sales girl, pick out a new one, Its a love story, baby just say YES!!!


And she did. HAHAHAH :) Manymany thanks!!!



I am in heaven., again. ;D




CAUTION TO ALL PEOPLE: IF YOU HAVE THE FOLLOWING SYMPTOMS!!!



YOU MAY HAVE TURNED INTO A PIG AND GOTTEN SWINE FLU!! OMG!!!!




Please head to the nearest farm-er-cy and ask the farmer for a suitable prescription. Or, you can just tell your mum you offer to be the dinner.
TAKE CARE GUYS!!! DON'T GET TOO NEAR PIGS!