HALF and HALF.

two halves make a heart;

its valentine's day, yesterday. O:

everywhere you go, you see couples.

when you have a bouquet in hand, you are just enaging in a competition between other girls holding their flowers. -" WHO'S FLOWERS ARE MORE EXPENSIVE/ IMPRESSIVE. "other than a few with uber cute teddy bears, every girl was looking at me with envy, because moron bought such really IMPRESSIVE and EXPENSIVE roses. though its not my favourite color O: not only that, i had two guys on hand. LOL, though its just ryan, -,- who is in love with my sister. BUT i feel like they are vanguards : D tut tut.

moron looked suuuuper cute in the sweater and shirt i recommended him, i was as usual fat and ugly, and ryan looked as though he was just going the kopitiam downstairs O: saw this FUCKING CUTE GUY in the lift at cineleisure.. for a moment i wished i was went alone in that bloody lift with him. OH GOD, the pros and cons of being attached >:

PICTURES OF SUUUUPER HOT CARS. its finally here o;

LOOK AT THIS BABY HERE. its totally hotter than justin and beckham add together. it has such a OMG-I-WANT-TO-WET-MYSELF-LOOKING-AT-IT sex appeal. tell me im not the only lovesick freak here.

you just gotta see it in real to be able to feel the sexiness in the touch, the lust that overwhelms you. oh god, orgasmic.

but i think this is spastic. showing the intestines of the car might be cool but is it to see if the exhaust pipes will burn? O:

don't ask. i will jit tao fling my body against the car if i can. well as we can see, the carplate number is 888. uh. so i assume its some fat-middleage/old-uncle who drives it huh.

ITSOMFG DROPDEADGORGEOUS LAMBORGHINI!. ITS SWEETER THAN SWEET :D but the bumper makes it look kind of fat. O; well this isn't as impressive as the uncle's red ferrari. maybe because it looks fat. oh dear, you need to lose weight. parking next to ferrari is just like my rabbit standing next to wendy.

i guess this is a better shot. well apparently the driver might be younger and hippier than the ferrari's one. looking at the inside of the car and the plate number. lol.

then we have this poor car here which even the birds discriminate. you know what i mean..

well it's not the only one there. its EVERYWHERE on the car. tsktsk. pesky birds. sigh. i gotta go *nudgenudgewinkwink with wendy's friend then go hunt for ferrari club guys together. they may be old, but whos complaining. money makes you look younger ; D

thinking of it, i've yet to see married/attached rich guys who'd never had one night stands or affairs before. maybe during granpa's era. but now? oh my god bullshit. every guy is like a lusty asshole who thinks about sex every 20 seconds, subconsciously or not. its proven h0kay. plus, when they have the money, any girl will just throw themselves at them. hawt young woman vs. old naggy wife.

ryan: guys have this, natural mechanism in their brains that makes them zoom in to cleavages and upskirts automatically and quickly. we can't help it!

i am preparing to get married to a rich guy, fyck care about his affairs. divorce me = give me HALF YOUR ASSETS + san yang fei. who don't want? don't want give me.

instead of CYAO ( crying your ass off ), be smarter abit. want to keep your husband, you must learn teh, art of seduction. a great wife on bed, is forever ownage`- x1000. but that's not enough. try table /chair /kitchencounter /toilet /swimmingpool / anywhere~ a kinky hot bath together, a random blowjob in the morning, a surprise "dessert" after dinner is what keeps your husband crawling back to you for more.

i'm young but im not stupid. holding a ring in your hand is never enough. grab hold of his lust for lust,.. a relationship never gets bland when you pack it with steamy moments. you will realize, that people who gets into a loooooong relationship will touch lesser, the meet ups become a habit, not a want, there is reliance, not love, a routine, not a need. remember that touch is an unspoken courier of love, it is far greater than the power of words.

*from book: once the touching stops, the loving stops.*

&in case of super greedy males, ask them to _l_ off. they are not worth your HALF of a heart. ( for anti lit students- it means a broken heart. ) take their money and run! :D

flowers on a random day! *winks at dave.

before you go, my BIRTHDAY is coming ;D its just an ordinary shitty day except that you know you are getting older and one year closer to being called an aunty. oh well. *saving up for gold to get gold threads under my skin! sounds gross but, the price of beauty, tut tut. don't ask me when's chapter 3 coming. o; i dont know. i only started on the first two lines. :D

P.S: edison chen is a sick fuck, and all his victims are idiots. and they should shave before goats think they have grass on top of their vaginas and start chowing on them.