Wednesday, January 30, 2008

CHAPTER 2+ newblogskin

HOLA people.

today is a lovely day, isn't it o; i got a new blogskin, tho its leeched from blogskins.com cuz i'm lazy but anyway, its pretttty and i love it to bits. other than the hover-link changes color into an ugly pink-orvomit color. :D

i am going to post my chapter 2, it isn't the revised edition, but its still alright, since some nice people really encouraged me to post it quickly :D
you kno who you are!

special thanks to ryan & ryan 2, who both said that my story might become the next new york bestseller. lol. its pure lie but im buying it. JAJA.

before i start. there's this common thing about males. = stupidity.

garey: where are you?
amb: i am at a secret place! o;
garey: huh.. then how?
amb: -,- THEN COME FIND WHERE IS IT la wtf.

dave: where are you?
amb: uh like on the last train.
dave: from where?
amb: town?
dave: WHAT, now 12 28 still got last train?
amb: -,- WTF i didnt say i just boarded right! im at AMK ALREADY.


moron: (touches waterbabies) omg eew feeling what is that
amb: well its some scientifically mutated tadpoles, if you place these eggs at a place with higher temperature, they will literally hatch!
moron: OMG REALLY. ( takes one and brought it to the sun. )
amb: eh dont! later it hatch, then fall from your hand.
moron: shit sorry. (hurries to shade and looks at it tenderly. )

JAJA :D

h0kay, here we go.

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Richard Archer burrowed his eyebrows upon looking at the autopsy report in front of him. Sighing, he was to close the report when a scrawl scribbled at the corner of the papers caught his eye. He pushed up his spectacles and squinted.

{ F. C. P }

Enraged, he reached for his phone and punched in numbers. " I should have known. " he muttered under his breath.

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"You really have to follow me wherever i go, huh? " Voir shot Conner a dirty look zestily.

"I don't have a choice man. I'd rather be cheorographing dance moves now than hide behind a random bush to see you & your guy getting it on. " Conner retorted, mimicking a throw-up.

"Wtf, o; we could have threesome, prolly. " Voir winked suggestively as Conner chuckled heartily.

"Well, if your boyfriend wasn't such a possessive beast, i'll go get some condoms now." Conner teased. "Careful!" he reached out to grab Voir's arm as a car whizzed past them. The momentary touch sent tingles sizzling down her spine. This thing called "LUST", is driving her crazy.

"How did you get to know him? " Conner continued, his teal blue eyes sparkling.
"Name's Kaven. Well, I thought it'll be good to have a hot guy to help carry my bag in school, so i found him on DOTA local server & with help of facebook. lawl. HOW AM i to know my mum's a step ahead of me, by finding you. o; "

Voir pulled a face.

"Oh, I haven't heard of him. So he is a gamer, huh. "

"That's the whole thing, i must find someone with a low profile, so that i appear 99% single in front of hot guys in the school :D. "

"Really? That's strange, you do not look very single to me >; " Voir laughed and gave Conner a shove.

"But he drives a ssssuper hot lamborghini! like omfg. " Voir exclaimed.

"Is that what you see in him, the car? " Conner pursed his lips sarcastically.

"WELL, YES :D"

A noisy heavy-metal song sounded and startled Voir. Conner grinned and answered his phone. His grin disappeared as the conversation ensued, replacing the grin, was a serious frown.

"Okay, i'll bring her over now. " Voir gave a suspicious stare.

"You gotta go to.. " Conner started to explain but Voir cut him short.

"I'd got it. " Reaching for her Vertu, Voir sent a message over to Kaven.

<<"KAV" {text} Sorry baby, some important matters to attend to, meet you for dinner okay? {/text} >>

"We gotta walk back to the school porch? " Voir groaned. It was a sweltering afternoon. She removed her Tommy Hilfger cardigan, revealing a flirtatious VERSACE silver halter top.

Conner did a double take. " That's the wrong time to do the right thing now.! " he said, not the least coyish as he smoothed back his glossy brown hair.

"We can hail a cab. We need to get there as soon as possible. " he continued, stepping over to the main road junction.

Voir caught a whiff of baked pies. Looking up, she saw " Jenson's fine pies. " She groaned again. " I'd get Kaven to bring me there later. " She thought, as she got into the awaiting cab.

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"I'd been waiting for you. " he smiled, reclining on his plushy suede armchair.

"Fetch us some tea, please," he signalled to his right hand man , dismissing everyone else.

Voir sat down, opposite of him, crossing her legs as she took the tea appreciatively. She looked around his office, cluttered with many family photos, smelling of expensive leather. Nothing in the room had changed at all.

" So what happened? " She said, reaching out for a delicious looking buttered scone, one of her favorites.

" That asshole, again. Nat Schwielzer. He's been trying to rub the wrong side of me recently. Now he believes that he can push me down with a set up murder? " the man continued, decibels raising, yet posture relaxed.

" Fret not, i'd got you covered. I did a check for ya, and jotted it down, did you even see it? The last time you ran into him was during the Ferrari Club Party. " Voir patted the man's hand affectionately.

"What the fuck has that got to do with the murder." the man placed his other hand on top of Voir's,warmly embracing her touch.

"Oh dear you are getting pwned by age." Voir freed her hand and took out her laptop.

"The report says that your hair and nail cuticle has been found on the victim., i told you not to go to the manicure station anymore, you just wouldn't listen. " Voir scrolled to stylishmanicure.com.
<<
Angelina Birkis >>
"And check this out. " Voir opened a hacking program. "It acts like a really super efficient google search. " she typed in .
<<
Angelina Birkis, age 38, ex wife of Barry Toddkins. Has 2 children, more info here. >>

"Who's Barry Toddkins? " the man asked, twiddling with his thumbs in deep thought.

"Duh, like Barry Toddkins is Nat Schiwelzer's sidekick's cousin in law."

"Complicating. So i assume Schiwelzer's right hand man bribed Barry to convince his ex wife to take my nail cuticle while doing my manicure ? So i assume that's almost the same for the salon i went to. "

"They divorced because Barry's gone over to Nat's side. Its a false marital status to throw enemies off track. But, the salon's different. As i CAN SEE, you had it hot with some waitress at the club party. She's the one who tugged at your hair at the brink of her orgasm. That sure is some sick shit. She gets sex and money at the same time. "

The man blushed hotly. "Oh god. Okay so tell me, my dear. what do i do now. "

Voir gave him a half forgiving, half angry look. "I believe you are smarter than this. Schiwelzer is sure some stupid shit. The victim is a female. Go on to court and say you had some rough sex with her. I'd sneaked my way into the morgue and slipped in some condom lubricant into her vagina. "



"But i thought the inspectors checked her body already? " the man quipped.


"If i had recorded our conversation down onto tape, i think your pure ignorance about the victim is enough to prove your innocence. " Voir exclaimed and continued


" the victim is Schiwelzer and your common enemy, Leonardo Viktor's new like. So Schiwelzer thought that by doing her off, Leonardo will be raging at you if news of it comes out in the newspaper. I believe they will publish it in tomorrow's papers if they do not discover new leads. Leonardo did not allow the inspectors to check her private parts without his presence, and he wanted female inspectors, so luckily for you, the body came into the morgue when the female inspector was on leave. so they are doing it tonight, but you have no worries, you have the lubricant to prove your point. Its spermicidal, which couldn't be Leonardo's, because he is allergic to spermicide. "

"Okay, but how will that show who the murderer is? And Leonardo will be equally angry at me, thinking i had raped his chick. "

"No worries, he will be angrier when he finds out who's behind all these, and he'll probably /ignore you when he knows you are just making up the sex part. The chick died from a man handled strangling. She left scratch marks on the guy,. her body was found disposed at the desolated car park near Whirley's St.. I'll check that for you later. After checking the body throughly, they will postphone the court trial, because it can't prove that you are a murderer, given your strength and health condition now, it's literally impossible to strangle a struggling victim. Take good care of yourself, please."

Voir got up and gave the man a hug. She smoothed down her skirt and reached for the door. Conner was playing poker with the body guards. Voir rolled her eyes at them. " REALLY. GET SERIOUS, fellows. " They got up and apologized, winking at Conner as they hurried into the office.

Conner smoothed down a flyaway on Voir's head. " You look stressed, girl. " Voir shrugged and dumped her LV bag at him, entering the lift.


She knew his days were numbered.


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OKAY, COMMENTS, as usual. bye people i love you to bits and dave has yet to send me the pictures of the car. WTF O: