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CONGRATULATIONS to myself, for i am going to be like an aunty and work at a provision shop tomorrow, with jiabin. THERE WILL NOT BE ANY CUTE GUYS~! wtf x100000. probably lecherous uncles who will look at my cleavage. which convienently reminds me of moron who looks at my cleavage and his eyes are like super glue.! WHY ARE THEY SO HORNY! and aunties who will be kiasu and naggy. /RAGE.


a picture for you to pcc at! no joke. its fake tho,. : D


i had a dream last night. i dreamt that i was getting it on with the son of the owner of LAMBORGHINI! omg i wish -,-.



introducing lamborghini reventon, released in 2007, this new Reventon car shares its name with a fighting bull, which is popular for killing the legendary matador Felix Guzman in Mexico in 1943. i dont know wth matador is but holy shit this car is one horny car.

reventon will cost about 1 fucking million euros. The driver's dashboard inside the car looks like F-22 cockpit. if you think this is coincidence, the exterior look of the car IS inspired by F-22 Raptor. its one hell of an aeroplane-turned-car, man.

The car has rear wheel drive and develops 650 BHP. Exclusiveness of the car is measured not only by the horse power but with how many of the cars are developed. Lamborghini has put on the market only 20 Reventons which make this car very rare and your chances to see it on the street even lower. I will certainly marry the guy who drives one -,- *materialistic laugh.

the interior is dressed in alcantaro and leather. the exclusiveness is also emphasized with genuine carbon and aluminium accessories. in the car you can find all sort of interesting gadgets. 1 of them is G-meter which measures and displays longitudinal and transversal forces. Reventon accelerate to 60 mph in 3,4 seconds and has top speed of over 200 mph.
Long and utmost rear end of the car hides beneath 6,5 liter V12 engine, which gets another 10 bhp at 8000 revs and totally 660 Nm of torque. ITS TOTALLY OMG X 100000000000.

amber:
i will marry you if you drive one!
moron:
ok!
moron:
is a murcielago good?
moron:
will you still marry me?



JAJA. a murcielago roadster. reventon < murcielago or vice versa? you decide.

camwhoring at ljs was stupid. i wonder how camwhores can totally camwhore the whole day in front of the camera without laughing or suffering from fatigue, ( i mean, you strain your eyes to enhance the wideness and look up, isn't that tiring? )



moron has naturally medium long and crimped lashes, nice genes from parents. and a heavy toned brown iris!




and i sadly have almost no lashes at all. thanks to both my parents. >:( but my eyes are a light brown and i have constricted pupil o;

then we see the benefits of contacts, other than bae yong jun who looks sexy with specs./ eric is handsome with specs too, but other than that :

see, instant transformation. but being a pussy, i think moron will cry if he has to put a plastic into his eye. he already whined like hell upon a few drops of POISONOUS eyedrops for his sore eyes.

then we come to the fact that he looks the best from the side, eyes closed, which probably means he is the most handsome while sleeping o;

ooh drop dead gorgeous. but i prefer my reventon.

racism! from the top: moron, me, dave. i am literally glowing! but they got whiter due to lack of VOLLEYBALL/ROCKCLIMBING. &*hints.

work of art from moron:

BYE PEOPLE :D