Sunday, November 04, 2007

biologywreakage

hello i have to blog furiously fast because dave's brother is on a 24hour doubleexpmaple thingy and if i dont rush, lets see one min i waste typing is like 10cents gone omgwtf! 60cents/hr rate.

amb:why not buy 4hrtimeslotcard? 24hours card sucks dick. are you going to chiong for like 24 hours straight without sleeping shitting sexing slacking snacking bathing?

wei:cuz no money buy la.

THEN LETS look at why maplestory's creators are fucking rich, because there are people like moron and his brother who buy maple ppc like no tomorrow. *PPC= prepaid card, not PCC.








BIOLOGY tomorrow, with socialstudies. let's rock and rot the day away! sunday is for sex&sleep, not for study >: ( anyway, GO CATCH GAMEPLAN, because the movie rocks ;D
dont ask me why i go watch movie. i was under stress. (stress= adrenaline.)


effects of adrenaline. :

-adrenaline causes the secretion of glucagen that will convert glycogen into glucose, and it hastens the speed of breaking down of molecules into glucose for ready use.
-adrenaline enhances vision by dilating pupils.
-constricts skin so that the blood can be channelled to other parts of body in need of oxygen supply.
-increases rate of heartbeat so that more oxygen and glucose can be sent to the body parts.
-perspiration increases so as to cool active muscles.
and blabla.


gagaga; i have youngboyfetish! now its gayfetish. we have many nice videos of dave&moron couple vids that you will love! episodes 2 & 3 will be released as soon as literature papers are over, and when dave finishes watching bleach/fantasizing about moron. periods are so expensive, due to government's 7%GST and that fucking singaporean girls dont use tampons, NTUC dont waiver the tampons pricing! FUCK YOU ALL! now one box of OB tampons is like 10dollars, with 32 tampons.


32/10 = 3.2c (STOP CORRECTING ME WEICXCXXZ)

MENSTRUATION SUCKS! but it rocks when cambridge ask us to {12marks}essay write out the functions of hormones in menstruation~!



Period begins with the onset of menstruation. Anterior lobe of pituary gland secretes FOLLICLE STIMULATING HORMONE ( FSH ) into the bloodstream. FSH causes the follicles in the ovary to mature and ripen, and usually, only one will mature to become the GRAAFIAN follicle. FSH stimulates follicles to produce oestrogen that will keep the uterine lining thick and well supplied with blood vessels. high levels of oestrogen will inhibit the production of FSH, so that no more follicles will grow and ripen. Oestrogen also stimulates pituary gland to secrete LUTENIZING HORMONE, ( LH ). LH, causes ovulation. that will be around the 14th day, the GRAAFIAN follicle will rupture and release the egg into the oviduct funnel. the GRAAFIAN follicle will then develop into the corpus luteum in the presence of LH. Corpus luteum secretes progesterone an some oestrogen. Progesterone is a hormone that will maintain the uterus thick and well supplied. high levels of progesterone inhibits production of LH and FSH. if no fertilization occurs, the corpus luteum will still persist for a while but it will soon degenerate without the presence of LH. with no corpus luteum, there will be no progesterone to keep the lining well supplied. so the egg and lining breaks down, together with some blood, discharged through the vagina onto my 32cents tampon.


you dont really have to read that bullshit you know ;P

i think im relating everything to biology BUT ITS SO COOL> biology rocks. i only chionged read it for like 2days. a1 flyaway. o;

anyway, do you know that a penis cant ejaculate sperms and pee at the same time? BECAUSE you have the SPHINCTER that will prevent the ureter and sperm duct from releasing thingys at the same time!

ABSOLUTELY COOL> :D





DOTA ( dickheads owning themselves arena ) got me pissed but when one dickhead apologized everything is okay already ;D LISTEN CAREFULLY TO WHAT HE SAYS!



okay have a nice day people! SEX&SLEEP, SUNDAY :D