HELLO GUYS!!! Took me fucking long to do this post cuz:

1) blogger is screwed. Now i can only upload 2 photos at once, and its incredibly slow!
2) due to reason 1, i had to blog backwards. (means from last photo to first photo )
3) due to reason 2, i had to re read through my post to ensure my writings actually made sense.
4) i am starving.
5) I kept looking at my J.C bag.

So pardon me if the writings are real weird and out of place. -_- i am no moonwalker blogger
Anyway, i watched a couple of shows! and updated my movie reviews on the side navig!;D


Went out with August and had Kenny rogers. YOU KNOW, he looks like my ex boyfriend!!!


August was driving me home when we were both blinded by this glaring headlights.
Says an angry august : IS HE CRAZY? i CANT DRIVE I CANT SEE!!!

My necklace is too cute. Just had to take a photo of it. ;d on the way back to my house door

My newly bought VS luggage tag to put my ezlink in :D

Dinner was sumptous with this highlight of the meal, Imperial chicken with herbs! ITS SO NICE! :D

But well, wasn't after mum and we two sisters witnessed my father's ravenous acts.
See my barbaric father digging at the "now grotesque" chicken.!!

Then after a bag of chips, It was supper at geylang!!! :D

Was on way to town, all decked in PINK AND WHITE. ( just to compliment my painstakingly painted nails ) :D See how well my candypink nails accentuated my very cute VS bag ;D

Bought a VS beauty tote that came with all these goodies! All at only 30! :D

Random shot of Gelare's icecream. Yay!! so fattening!

Met ray at cineleisure after my lovely friend went off.
Dont ask me why the photo is blurred, i was too busy laughing. If the movie had this as a poster, it will be labelled comedy instead of horror. LOL.

*QUICKIE!!! ( claps hands )

In the movie " Knowing ", Nicholas Cage searched franctically in a foggy, isolated grassy area.

Ray: OMG! How he see! Here so MIST!
Amb: -_- its misty.

Ray-stunt on escalator at cine:

(actually is i want take a photo of the cute guys on the next escalator :D shh dont tell him. )

I want watch this pig show!!! ;D

Wtf is wrong with the smiley's designers these days? I swear if i was a construction bangala, i'll go back to bangaladesh after being insulted by this really ugly icon. is that what the designers think of the workers? SO UGLY CAN. :

Anyway,
We walked and walked for eons, scaling mountains ( escalators which has stopped functioning by that time ) and trekking past construction sites with the fear of dengue. And we were only 4metres away from our lanshop!!! One last glass door! We climbed the stairs and approached the door..

BUT IT DIDN'T OPEN!!! So near yet so far!! WHY!!!!!!!

Lan was then followed by supper. NASI LEMAK at MR BEAN's Cafe.
Its very indulgent and very fattening. :DD

At 9.80$, you get 3 wings, 4 sliced cucumbers, delicious rice and a thick, generous slice of egg, not to mention the usual ikanbilis,peanuts and nice chilli. And also a glass of coke!

The egg is so soft and fluffy!!! Like pillow!!! :D
Ray and i couldn't bear to it eat. ( I ate it last )

Okay enough of food!!! ( im a hippo-50kgs. )


Look at this photo carefully. Its a snap of all of my very sinful shopping loots. And one of them is the most prominent!!!
( NO LA, its not my Acup bra -_- )

YES!!! ITS my first JUICY COUTURE BAG! My lovelylovely friend bought it for me as belated birthday present. LIKE OMFG. I didn't dare to put it into my bagcloset. It will overshine the rest at a whopping 430 bucks. (other than my lv one) But its not the price, its the bag itself. Its every alpha princess's DREAM!!! EEKS.

WTF!!! IM IN HEAVEN.

It has this super sweet side pocket, the opening deftly hidden by the lovely ribbon. Oh god. Oh god. (Drools at it.)

*SCREAMS. It can charm so inebriantly right!?!.

Okay, enough of Oogling at the bag even though i know its really easy to just stare at it all day.
Went to Jurong point with sister today! ;D
i know.. two lonely souls out on a public holiday. :((

Ya I KNOW, see, i circled it RED. MY FUCKING FAT THIGHS ;(
but my boots very nice! alot of people looking at them. ( or looking at my fat thighs? O: )

You know, since the launch of the new jurong i had yet to go see it till today. Everything including the GLAMS, and the "JAMS" :
Sorry if you are eating or (bleeding) but this is really too disgusting i had to squat down ungirlishly and snap it.

I'm glad my period ain't here yet. (looks at the JAMMED sanitary bin)

Wait, what are they queueing for? A secretive CHEAP LV sale?!?!?! Or free boob massage?
NO LA, they queueing for toilet O: toilet also got jam sia!

My sister is all smiles CUZ we just managed to pee after containing within our bladder for like 3942353457799 hours.

Anyway, although the toilet-ing sucked,

But we did have some lovely but expensive Korean food! :D
( if it wasn't for the 20% off all items mummy won't go in!! )

JURONG POINT 2, Level 3, FEAST

( the restaurant is actually with a few more others in the colloboration of Kopithiam. )

Sister had the stone pot rice with some chicken, egg, veggies and sperms. I mean bean sprouts.

My mum totally digs the Sperm-like beansprouts. I think it looks big and scary. =/
IF those were real sperms, fuck man, one of these will certainly land you a baby.


SEE THIS FUCKING aloe vera drink! ITS 3 dollars lor. and.. the photo explains it's size.

This is the "Shabu Shabu" ( does it mean soaksoak? ) that we ordered. Its like 25 dollars for a puny plate of thinly sliced beef, some pathetic leaves and mushrooms lor!

But okay la it was fantastic. You guys should go try it :D

We had 4 soup refills!. ( dad and i were like thirsty camels )

"Boing Boiiiing boing" Goes the (What's dong fen in english? wtf!) transparent noodles that you put into steamboat.. You know, the dong fen here is so FUCKING FAT and so chewy!!!

See the photo? Is not my hand shake leh!!! ITS THE DONG FEN can't stop vibrating. !!

*laughs. ( actually is sister's hand shaked cuz she too anxious to eat it )

A QUICKIE!!! (claps hands)
OKOK. The korean food reminds me of something. I was at ray's house, sitting in the living room with his mum.

Ray: ma, or i treat you eat something you like?
Mum: huh, eat what?
Ray: Um.. the what lor, you like de. The CHAYABUSHI.
Mum: What's that?
Amb: Oh, sounds nice, must be a good restaurant.

Ray: Neh, the steamed egg in the small cup de..

Amb: *mortified. Its CHAWANMUSHI!!!

Photos of the 3 pair of shoes i bought. MY store room has no SPACE TO PUT THEM!
Had to throw away some old pairs. :(

BUT, its okay. these 3 are worth it for the every other pair thrown away,, and *gulps worth every cent -_-

*confessions of a Kiasu SG shopaholic: I dont know.. the discounts were too awesome.. 20% off all items, members additional 10%!!! HOW TO RESIST?
( screams at wendy: hurry, sales ending soon!!! )

And also.... A PINKY TISSUE BOX!!! ( xiia0opiinko0 will lurbbe thiis w0rhz! )

What's more princessy than a TISSUE BOX fit for princesses? :D it was just the princessy blood in me that urged me to buy it. HAHAHAHA.

*lifts up layers of tulle and sings to the forest animals.

Bye guys, Evil rabbit will go look for you in your dreams tonight. :O

WINDOW, BABY, WINDOW!!!

REALITY CHECK:

1) I am not a princess. ( blasts WHITEHORSE loudly )
2) I am currently bumming.
3) My cash is not unlimited.
4) You are not sorry.
5) My life sucks. I need to unsuck it.
6) My dota sucks as well.
7) Every guy is a jerk.

SCREAMS LOUDLY : hello! LOOOOOOO0o00Oong POST :D
Actually i'm just trying to squeeze everything into one post, cuz im lazy.

What you missed out! : Random night out with weird combination of people.
( not exactly weird but just unlikely. )

We lan-ned like gayfucks, Sister fell asleep and snored loudly in front of the PC. Cousin apparently was oblivious ( jamms audition keys happily ). Some unglam photos that were reluctantly allowed to be posted. *shoots a glare at sister for wasting cam-time.

Great efforts were taken to take this photo of my uber self-conscious sister. her every tagline was to be : SCREAMS"IM FUCKING FAT!"

Yeah, this one. Took me great pains ( pun intended ) to post it online. If you really want to know, it was a sandwich he was holding.


(SHUSI) making:

Don't ever learn sushi making from my sister. scroll and see why;



Okay, that's her pudgey hands on the roll. SHE'S ROLLING IT UP. ( unsuccessfully )

This one's mine. I know. Its el-perfecto.

YA I KNOW, THAT'S NOT SUSHI. THAT'S SUSHI VOMITTING TUNA OUT.
*looks at sister with disgust.

then of course as SocialStudies has taught us, we need to do a compare and contrast.

Huge contrast eh. :D


Okay, finally a meal. >.>

Went out with adilah, met two horny little boys. ----

Wasn't really sexciting. Felt paedophilic actually.

And the day ended, with a "Frutti Kiss"

Don't get me wrong. A kiss on my wallet. * looks at newly bought clutch and dress egregiously.


7th APRIL o9

I, will not delve into details.. but after listening to a plethora of sad music, mainly from taylor swift, i actually budged my brains to let out my inspiration.

*CLAPS HANDS. ITS EMO TIME HONEYS! now its complete with PHOTOS and even a poem!

you were the salt in my life. ( although its cheapo macdonald salt.. but you are still precious. )

but you.. left me so many cracks in my heart. ( actually this is a wall. )

i stayed here wishing, while you were on the fast lane,

that you'll take my pain, take them all away.
( i know got no link to the pic. but it looks emo anw )

should have known.

that all along, heaven gave you to me

didactic, under a facade of serendipity.
why, you shone so bright, blinded my eyes,

yet your heart was gray, a myriad of lies.

everytime you break my heart i'll mend it back,

foolishly thinking i won't get anymore of that.
i painted rainbows,but you washed them away with rain.

our love was dying but you were spurred on by my pain.

i guessed it was just the way i loved you,

that made me too numb to actually feel.
face down in the dirt, i forced my heart to beat,

trying to lionize your love that screamed acerbic.

we're merely living a leitmotif recidivism.

its just you and your artifice conspiration.
i'm weak., and though im no arbiter,

but baby, i won't let you be any stronger.

xiia0opiink0xz plugs: " You're not sorry, by TAYLOR SWIFT "

P.S. i should really stop dling simmie stuffs and actually make a story or something. :D

quickie

HELLO GUYS HERE'S A QUICKIE FOR YA!



OMFGWTF?!?!?! i came first! but we lost! :@

i will be updating on FRIDAY NIGHT, guys. please check back okay? :D

After certain incidents, i have found out that every kawasaki belongs to an ahbeng, with attitude problem. oops. :)