obsession. oh- contradiction

HI BITCHES


Lovely day to camp in front of your computer and chiong silly facebook games like crazy!
Don't eat don't sleep don't shit don't fuck don't shop! JUST PLAY AND PLAY till you win everyone! That's life, dudes.

WATCH THIS SHIT :

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=myr3jicImmI
( you won't regret it )

So, totally SHINGZ man just now, went bugis. The ahlians come bugis JUNCTION i thought they upgrade but actually they came to smoke here then go back to bugis street. Maybe the dustbin at bugis junction nicer to smother the cig butts? IDK.

All the XAL ( xiao ah lians ) think they damn cool with their totally CMI XAB come terrorize us with their impenetrable makeup. Saw one of them smoking the Smoke she exhale totally like the Air in Genting. Nana laugh when we walked past he said " She never tarik! "

( for people who practices good english ) Tarik : Never fully inhale the smoke and exhale it out

So i was shocked x100000. CIGARETTES SO EX STILL WASTE wtf sia :





*Retch out 959468938598124141 buckets of teddybear biscuits. Enough of disgusting people.


Belated present to my sister!! A Juicy couture wallet :D

Thanks to respective people! You know who you are.





ONE FINE DAY, a small tortoise camped at the Student Service Center waiting for an important document to be faxed over. He stares damn long at the thing which the people claim to be a fax machine.


30 mins later I got really frustrated and demanded the people to check for another fax machine. The guy walks out of the office and emerges with the paper which was faxed 20mins ago. I stared at the machine in front of me :


Stupidity > Me



Here's how to waste time and money:

GRAB CUTE BUT CHEAPO MADE IN CHINA SOFT TOYS while waiting for movie to start!


BOOMZ! In a blink of an eye the lever lowered the awesomely-cute seal and it was right in front of my astounded gaze ( see below ) only separated by a glass. HOW MAGICAL!



Snap of sister's seal on top of mine. Knows what this photo resembles?

Bottom: Before wash
Top: After wash



Totally-smokin-hot-AHBENG-wcgPRO-underageSmoker LITTLE BLAH with my sister & cousin:




*Laughs and rolls on the floor in spasms:



Was nana really smiling for the camera or using the chance to surreptitiously snigger at ryan's distorted face?!?!? HAHAHAHAA



Some random photos taken at DBL 0:



Don't ask me why ryan not in photo la Cuz he take the photo for us la?!
Don't ask me why don't want to ask other people take.. cuz we cannot see, everywhere darkdark sia. ( If you frequent dbl O you will get whats btw the line )




HI. I AM A VAMPIRE wannabe:



I FOUND A PREY but he looks too cute to be eaten. hmm... *thinks about Edward Cullen & Bella

It's my first attempt at Cross process and smart blur but sian that angle can't see my blood T.T

EH is so cute.

I know my sister looks like a potianak who mastered the art of appearing in sunlight


See? Don't yawn with your mouth wide open the next time you board a bus. You'll never know what flies into your unwary mouth. Just in case you are motherfucking blind, he is cutting his nails. Pardon my sister's distorted facial expression.



Talking about distortion. I was having fun with photoscape!

A photo for you to puke at. BYE GUYS.



CHECK BACK FOR MY NEXT POST'S HIGHLIGHT:

"QUIZ TIME! : WHAT ARMOUR TYPE IS YOUR ( or your gf's ) MAKEUP ? "

MEMORIES, i'd say are the worst nightmares.

You know, many a times i always tell everyone "No, i've never regretted anything in my life." Everyone says its useless to regret. But the fact is that as much as its stupid to do so, it's like a habit you can't kick.

You can't stop saying to yourself "FUCK la, why the fuck did i do this that time? What the fuck was i thinking? " Then you sulk for the whole freaking day. I left him eventually but what he left me was such a deep emotional scar that i need to carry for the rest of my life.

And, the truth is I really can't stop thinking about it. I can't stop calculating how much of my fucking money was stolen when i was at his house. Okay, we all know who are the prime suspects but let's just stfu about it. I can't stop touching those scars on my thigh and think back on how i got it. I look at my phone "to-do" notes and can't stop complaining about the many notes that says "blabla owes you xx$"

BUT what to do i did on my own accord. Oh you know what do I hate the most about it. It's "taking for granted". If there can be anyone who i can just kill now it gotta be her. I've never ever, seen such a shallow bitch in my entire life. Okay but you know there's this phrase called ( direct translation) If the foundation is not straight anything built on top of it will be slanted.

So yeah we are all smart enough to know what it means. Sometimes during rare catch-ups with my friends and then they ask me what happened to "us", my story usually draws all the :O and O.O from everyone. Its so dramatic i can almost go tell JackNeo to make a movie out of it


GOD. i am so disgusted at myself for being so fucking stupid. it was like "pride" was totally scribbled off my dictionary. i don't hate him. Its really amazing how disgusted i am at myself for habouring such immense love for someone that i am blind to what's becoming of me. i heard he's changed for the greater good.
( I am dubious but who the fuck cares ).

I think, i will use SIMS2 to make a story out of this. HAHAHAHAHA, anyone interested? POLL TIME


On a side note, guys from the east are cute. >.>

boy you're messing with my head

HELLO, (tu) aka dota G0D gives his greetings with a cabbage between his lips.
( if you are so retarded that you don't get whats (tu), try typing it in msn )

He forgot to bring his brains out today. oh no.



I'm so going to update again soon. i just... give up on my economics, screw PBM i dont wan't to look at it. I am so broke, can go eat Grass sffx10000 (so fucking sian)

I need a facial-

you wanna help with that, boy? *winkwinknudgenudge

Okay some random photos of food. *pats tummy and thinks about the 13 and a half mac nuggets in my stomach. SEE? told you im fat



( lincoln and his god damn pepperoni )

Margaritas! ( fucking ex i swear )

Very lovely meal. the waiter was cute too. *winks





Happy Halloween guys!