Lovely day to camp in front of your computer and chiong silly facebook games like crazy!
Don't eat don't sleep don't shit don't fuck don't shop! JUST PLAY AND PLAY till you win everyone! That's life, dudes.
WATCH THIS SHIT :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=myr3jicImmI
( you won't regret it )
So, totally SHINGZ man just now, went bugis. The ahlians come bugis JUNCTION i thought they upgrade but actually they came to smoke here then go back to bugis street. Maybe the dustbin at bugis junction nicer to smother the cig butts? IDK.
All the XAL ( xiao ah lians ) think they damn cool with their totally CMI XAB come terrorize us with their impenetrable makeup. Saw one of them smoking the Smoke she exhale totally like the Air in Genting. Nana laugh when we walked past he said " She never tarik! "
( for people who practices good english ) Tarik : Never fully inhale the smoke and exhale it out
So i was shocked x100000. CIGARETTES SO EX STILL WASTE wtf sia :
*Retch out 959468938598124141 buckets of teddybear biscuits. Enough of disgusting people.
Belated present to my sister!! A Juicy couture wallet :D
Thanks to respective people! You know who you are.
ONE FINE DAY, a small tortoise camped at the Student Service Center waiting for an important document to be faxed over. He stares damn long at the thing which the people claim to be a fax machine.
30 mins later I got really frustrated and demanded the people to check for another fax machine. The guy walks out of the office and emerges with the paper which was faxed 20mins ago. I stared at the machine in front of me :
Stupidity > Me
Here's how to waste time and money:
GRAB CUTE BUT CHEAPO MADE IN CHINA SOFT TOYS while waiting for movie to start!
BOOMZ! In a blink of an eye the lever lowered the awesomely-cute seal and it was right in front of my astounded gaze ( see below ) only separated by a glass. HOW MAGICAL!
Snap of sister's seal on top of mine. Knows what this photo resembles?
Bottom: Before wash
Top: After wash
Totally-smokin-hot-AHBENG-wcgPRO-underageSmoker LITTLE BLAH with my sister & cousin:
*Laughs and rolls on the floor in spasms:
Was nana really smiling for the camera or using the chance to surreptitiously snigger at ryan's distorted face?!?!? HAHAHAHAA
Some random photos taken at DBL 0:
Don't ask me why ryan not in photo la Cuz he take the photo for us la?!
Don't ask me why don't want to ask other people take.. cuz we cannot see, everywhere darkdark sia. ( If you frequent dbl O you will get whats btw the line )
HI. I AM A VAMPIRE wannabe:
I FOUND A PREY but he looks too cute to be eaten. hmm... *thinks about Edward Cullen & Bella
It's my first attempt at Cross process and smart blur but sian that angle can't see my blood T.T
EH is so cute.
I know my sister looks like a potianak who mastered the art of appearing in sunlight
See? Don't yawn with your mouth wide open the next time you board a bus. You'll never know what flies into your unwary mouth. Just in case you are motherfucking blind, he is cutting his nails. Pardon my sister's distorted facial expression.
Talking about distortion. I was having fun with photoscape!
A photo for you to puke at. BYE GUYS.
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"QUIZ TIME! : WHAT ARMOUR TYPE IS YOUR ( or your gf's ) MAKEUP ? "
