FEBUARY , 19; i realized an alarm clock isn't the most efficient to wake oneself up. after aging a year the day before, my body's starting to retard and wrinkles are revealing their evil selves already. you simply hit the SNOOZE button, and the alarm will go away. - for ten minutes.
so yes like any normal lazy person would, i grabbed my phone to hit the snooze button, but an impending message came and i pressed it accidentally. so yes, the screen zoomed to the contents, and the block letters cleared my foggy vision. :
MOE: congrats TAN SHI Qi, you are posted to TEMASEK POLY, ENVIRONMENT DESIGN under 2008 JAE.
and i totally shot up from bed. what on earth is environment design.
dave: i think you design flowers? benches and stuffs. outside lor. "
oh great. so im too inferior for interior design they are giving me exterior design? holy mother of god. i should have taken art. my a1 in lit, can go fuck itself. i mean, no one really understands much of " come you spirits, unsex me here " or " there's no art in the mind's construction of the face " isn't it. but art is shit.
teacher: { places stapler on table } Come class, draw this stapler. hand up to me tomorrow. class dismissed. --
BUT I STILL WANT SP. I WANT MY GAMING CCA. so i appealed for hospitality and tourism at SP. i have one alternate option which is EARLY CHILDHOOD STUDIES at NP. forget it, the mention of NP already turned me off. plus studying children? no please. i was planning to have a dog as my kid, not a squealing baby crying its genitals off.
if i get in to sp, anyone who wishes me luck gets an apple pie from me :D
if i couldn't get in, i will settle for tp. guys from the east are very cute.
BIRTHDAY, thanks to everyone who wished me happy birthday ;D and those who bought me presents :D chilung owes me a pink toy car. can i have lamborghini version of it? O;
probably my goldfishes were happy for me too :D maybe they went insane cuz moron blew at them trying to convince them they were experiencing tsunami.
I HAVE SOME FACTS ABOUT MEN AND WOMEN :
1. A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he wants. A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't want.
2. A man will scrimp and save to buy the football shoes he really love. A woman will use her husband's credit card to get the shoes she love, to add to her extensive collection.
3. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
4. To be happy with a man you must understand him a lot & love him a little. To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot & not try to understand her at all.
5. Married men live longer than single men - but married men are a lot more willing to die.
6. Any married man should forget his mistakes - there's no use in two people remembering the same thing.
7. Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed. Women somehow deteriorate during the night.
8. A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change & she does.
9. A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
10. For a man, it is " the more the merrier. ". For a woman, it's " bigger is better. ".
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A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in.
"Mother, where do babies come from?"
The mother thinks for a few seconds and says, "Well dear, Mommy and Daddy fall in love and get married. One night they go into their bedroom, they kiss and hug and have sex."
The daughter looks puzzled so the mother continues, "That means the daddy puts his penis in the mommy's vagina. That's how you get a baby, honey."
The child seems to comprehend."Oh, I see, but the other night when I came into your room you had daddy's penis in your mouth. What do you get when you do that?"
"Jewellery, my dear. Jewellery."
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BYE GUYS : D
