she apparently got dumped by her boyfriend, and her ( really useless ) friend was trying to comfort her. So as i watch the interesting sight i gathered a few points:
1) the friend is more conscious about the number of eyeballs watching them than her sobbing friend.
2) the crying girl looks like a total wreck.
3) from the phone conversation, the boyfriend sounds like he cheated on her then decided the affair was a nicer partner to be with.
4) the crying girl is stupid.
that makes me think of something, somewhat related.
Heads up butts stick to your seats, ladies ( and jerks ) keep your eyes peeled.
AMBERLOGY lesson 43:
Every woman wants their man to take care of her every little need.
That's the sick truth which has been sitting around for as long as cockroaches were bigger than my head. You see, the thing is some local girls can't get it into their STUPID heads.
because that's what's hardwired into them, baby.
That's the reason why guys are attracted to voluptuous figures, plunging necklines and yes, big and beautiful breasts. It's a sign of fertility. As much as you don't recognize it- Although the society has evolved much, human nature somewhat remains untamed.
We need to reproduce. That's what's written on a chip and embedded in our brains.
Males are required to generate more copies of themselves and pass on their genes before they pass on.- literally. Females are, well, a medium for that to happen. SAD, but true.
TODAY'S LESSON, answers " WHY DON'T MEN CUDDLE AFTER SEX? "
it usually goes like this, in a nutshell:
we lie on bed.
he cuddle me.
then kiss me.
i feel him erecting.
we touch here touch there awhile.
he tries ( feebly ) to arouse me. ( just for the sake of doing so )
i give him a blowjob.
he come on top of me and go in and out
then %#^$@#%@ he came.
he puts on his underwear.
he says bb and goes to sleep.
i lie there like idiot.
all in 5 mins.
Scientifically :
Oxytocin, ( aka "Cuddle-hormone" ) is a hormone which is released into human bodies upon stimulation by passion. But you see, Oxytocin is present in a much larger quantity in females than male. AND,
The hormone dies in the male bloodstream the moment his dick gets done with whatever business it was doing, but still surging through the female's.
There you have it. The most basic and bastard truth behind every guy's ridiculously selfish act. He probably didn't mean it. He was just "letting nature take control of my body".
But of course some guys have mastered how to "pretend you have more oxytocin" and cuddle their lucky girlfriends to sleep. But not everyone is so lucky!
So feel better already!
And to the girl crying:
there are better fucks out there!
you know how to flirt, you know how to get a boyfriend. Now learn how to keep him.
There's only one way:
" Do it like a lady, but think it like a man "
I will post some normal PG post soon. its time to GET IT ON in dota now!
Every man, wants their woman to take care of his ONE little need.
That's the sick truth which has been sitting around for as long as cockroaches were bigger than my head. You see, the thing is some local girls can't get it into their STUPID heads.
because that's what's hardwired into them, baby.
That's the reason why guys are attracted to voluptuous figures, plunging necklines and yes, big and beautiful breasts. It's a sign of fertility. As much as you don't recognize it- Although the society has evolved much, human nature somewhat remains untamed.
We need to reproduce. That's what's written on a chip and embedded in our brains.
Males are required to generate more copies of themselves and pass on their genes before they pass on.- literally. Females are, well, a medium for that to happen. SAD, but true.
TODAY'S LESSON, answers " WHY DON'T MEN CUDDLE AFTER SEX? "
it usually goes like this, in a nutshell:
we lie on bed.
he cuddle me.
then kiss me.
i feel him erecting.
we touch here touch there awhile.
he tries ( feebly ) to arouse me. ( just for the sake of doing so )
i give him a blowjob.
he come on top of me and go in and out
then %#^$@#%@ he came.
he puts on his underwear.
he says bb and goes to sleep.
i lie there like idiot.
all in 5 mins.
Scientifically :
Oxytocin, ( aka "Cuddle-hormone" ) is a hormone which is released into human bodies upon stimulation by passion. But you see, Oxytocin is present in a much larger quantity in females than male. AND,
The hormone dies in the male bloodstream the moment his dick gets done with whatever business it was doing, but still surging through the female's.
There you have it. The most basic and bastard truth behind every guy's ridiculously selfish act. He probably didn't mean it. He was just "letting nature take control of my body".
But of course some guys have mastered how to "pretend you have more oxytocin" and cuddle their lucky girlfriends to sleep. But not everyone is so lucky!
So feel better already!
And to the girl crying:
there are better fucks out there!
you know how to flirt, you know how to get a boyfriend. Now learn how to keep him.
There's only one way:
" Do it like a lady, but think it like a man "
I will post some normal PG post soon. its time to GET IT ON in dota now!
