What am i supposed to do

when the best part of me was always you?





HELLO GUYS! Happy happy day!!! ;D see, my camera can zoom 17x times and narrow down to this ahlian parading her Ahma-beige color bra and her fats!!!






HAHAHAHA SP flag day! So many cute guys. THANK YOU JANSON for booking the pit for me!

Eh i buy this at 6.80 lor, then the china aunty.. SHE WEAR GLOVE ( on only one hand ).

THEN WHAT'S THE POINT? the cheese stick together, she use her gloveless hand, her fingernail to DIG the cheese apart. WTF?

And how come kimchi rice no kimchi? ONLY GOT CARROT AND CABBAGE. Y.M.D can?!
(as learned from raymond it means "Your mother die.")

Cabbage does not constitute for kimchi!. Then like that you give me a pig say its luncheon meat? WTF!

Anyway, MY FAV SHOPPING LOOTS! ;DD so angelic. like me.! ( cough cough )



It was IVAN's Birthday!!! Well. Don't ask me which one. Obviously, the cuter one. HAHAHA.
( You know my taste. I prefer young and white little boys. HAHAHA )

Oh please, so many young boys. I was in heaven. ( I'm just kidding. ) Any girl interested? I can do a simple introduction.

TOP PHOTO, LEFT:

Whatyourname?: Justus i think. Dont know him very well. LOL.
Alex so: Very charming boy. But.. very gullible. ( Christina, suits you.! )
Yong hong: Very innocent. ( My type )

BOTTOM PHOTO, LEFT:

Alex chong: Always get bullied by Hengsiang(below)
Heng siang: Always bully Alex chong. (above) HAHAHA.
Random male: Took one of the beers and ran off. WTF?!?!

Joseph: Very adorable little boy :D


Louis and Ivan, Ivan's so hot isnt it!?! ( i think its just my camera )


Alex so took my camera and meddled with it. As you can see, the photos that he take are more or less perverted.

This photo is fine.

But this? WTF.

Lol i dont know why but i just laugh when i look at this.

Edmund and his infamous star. Very romantic for an ahbeng. Anyone? :P
( P.S he's fit. )

A shot of Joseph's ass.
*CLAPCLAP. Happy birthday to Christina and Ivan and Yonghong and Grandmother!

Manhattan fish market is still the best!!! ;D

Did you see the uber cute hat on my head?


Sorry for the "Olden" photos. Was meddling with my camera. lol. This is my grandfather! SO CUTE RIGHT!!!

Hahaha, She looks much cuter in my hat. :D

The Pincer is as big as the palm okay! I think the crab is giant marathon crab lor. The flesh is damn firm and muscular. I KNOW YOU WANT IT! ;D

A random shot of an ahpek.. showing his onepac.

OKAY, COME LET'S DO A TEST BEFORE I GO PLAY DOTA!

WHAT KIND OF MALE ARE YOU?

Let's do an ( Amber created ) Crappy quiz!!! Please be honest with yourself. Grab some paper and pen.!

1) Your girlfriend sends you a message:

Hey baby, want to have dinner at vivo tonight? I feel like having the food there.
What do you reply?

a) What time? Coz my friends want to go out. Or tmr can?

b) Walao, Vivo very far leh. Go somewhere nearer Can?

c) Okay sure baby. Anything for you. Need me to go pick you?

d) I see if i have meeting later. Message you again. Busy nw.

e) Yeah sure, sweetiepie. What do i get in return? :P

f) But there's this CS competition at Plaza Sing later. We go eat there can?

2) You are on msn/phone with your girlfriend in the middle of the night. She suddenly says she's hungry.

What will you do?

a) Haha, go cook maggie mee lor.

b) Are you crazy? I'm too busy rounding and slacking at the block downstairs to call her.

c) You tell her you'll call her back. But 20mins later you are at her place with her fav supper.

d) You are busy sleeping. There's work tmr. You asked her to order mac and count it on you.

e) Aiyo baby hungry ah? Eat me lor.. :)

f) Huh? No time for that. I'm dota-ing. Grab some noodles, I always do that. :)

3) You noticed your girlfriend's handphone has messages from a guy.

What do you do?

a) Don't really care. I have my freedom and she has hers. So long as it's not anything flirtatious, its fine.

b) KNNBCCB. Time to PIA ZHUI! ( call ppl dwn and fight ). CB i call the guy up now.

c) I won't even look through her phone. But if i chance upon it, i'll just ask her who is that. Just abit of jealousy, but i won't quarrel with her cuz of that.

d) Wtf? I earn money to let you spend but now you go flirt with other guys. Wtf??!?!?

e)I will be very angry and question her about it straight.

f) Omfg baby.. you don't love me anymore? why?!?!?

4) You just made your girlfriend disappointed and angry. She went back home halfway through the date.

What will you do?

a) I will just go back home, and then do my own stuffs. I'll call her when i'm free. Both of us need to cool down. anyway.

b) I will wait for her to message me. If not i will just send some messages to scold her, just to release my anger.

c) Pack some flowers, a card and I'm good to go ring on her doorbell.

d) I'll message her to apologize, but i will also include some analytical conclusions saying she also has a part to be blamed.

e) Who gives a shit. It's either she calls me or its over.

f) You are at a loss of what to do. You don't really know why she was angry. You just sent her a message to apologise.

5) You guys are on the bed.

What will you do?

a) Will initiate some foreplay. But we gotta hurry cuz soccer match will be screened soon.

b) Just ask her give me blowjob, do same position till i come then roll over bb time to sleep.

c) I will make love to her, giving her the foreplay she needs and then when its all over, we'll cuddle and sleep.

d) I'll check, if tmr has no work, we'll have sex. But nah if there's work tmr. will be too tired.

e) THIS IS WHAT I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR.

f) You feel very shy and awkward, just lying on the bed erected. Cuz you are a virgin.

6) There is this fucking hot girl you saw when you are out with your male friends.

( and she's much hotter than your girlfriend )

What will you do?

a) Wow she's really hot. My dudes are probably gonna get her no. No harm just being friends with her.

b) Sry, I very tiong xim de. But if my friends dare me i sure go take her no.

c) Yeap she's very pretty. But I am contented with what i have. :)

d) Okay that's one hot lady but I need to go for my meetings now.

e) Go and get her number. If i blew it, i still have my girlfriend. If not.. hehehe.

f) Just look no harm, she won't like me anyway.

7) You were out with your girlfriend one day when she chance upon this really pretty JUICY COUTURE bag. Its very expensive but you can tell your girlfriend really digs it.

What will you do?

a) Lol. I'll ask her to save money to get it, or settle for another cheaper one. I'll buy for her if i have the money, though.

b) Sorry hor i dont have that kind of money. Need to buy cigarettes, etc.

c) I'll work hard and buy it for her. Cliche sentence but i mean it.

d) Of course i'll just swipe my credit card and let her have it. She can have LV and Prada too.

e) Nah i won't spend so much money on her. I rather buy clothes for myself.

( unless she'll give me a good bonk later at night. )

f) Huh? OH SHE WAS HINTING ME TO BUY. Sorry i didn't catch the hint... ;(

8) Its your friend's birthday today. They are going drinking and dinner. Its your girlfriend's Grandfather's birthday today. Her family invited you to dinner and they hope you will go.

What will you do?

a) I will go for my friend's birthday party. Hello? Its my friend,? and its HIS birthday? I'll just get her to send him my wishes.

b) Of course go my friend's party lah. I don't really want to see her family anyway. They seem to dislike me.

c) I will tell my friends i'll join them straight after her grandfather's birthday dinner. Afterall, both sides are important. I just need to juggle carefully and neither will be disappointed.

d) I will have to go for my friend's dinner. They may be discussing some business deals, I dont want to miss it. But i will of course buy her grandfather a generous gift.

e) Nah. Definately go for my friend's party. Its her grandfather, not mine.

f) I will go with her to the dinner. Coz i dont have many friends who will invite me...

9) Its your girlfriend's birthday. What will you give her?

a) I'll ask my friends for opinion and buy what they suggest.

b) I'll go mini toons to steal some bearbear for her.

c) I've already planned to take her to the beach, and have a picnic with the food i cooked. I'll buy her something i know she will love too.

d) I'll try to take leave to bring her to a posh place. If not, just get her the CHANEL bag she wants.

e) Some sexy lingerie to seduce me with.

f) Oh shit i don't know. What do girls like? Teddy bear? I'll just go google and find out. I dont seem to be catching her hints.

10) Have you ever thought of Marrying your girlfriend?

a) I guess we are too young to think about it. I still need to have my share of fun and freedom.

b) Yes, i will shoot inside her and make her preggy so she will hab my babie then we marry.

c) Yes. Of course. I love her.

d) I'll wait till my work starts to pick up before i think of that. Also, there's house downpayment calculations, babies.. blablabla.

e) No way! I'm just out to have fun. But i cant imagine her being with another guy. Yucks.

f) Yes of course.. coz no other girl wants me.

Are you telling the TRUTH?

MOSTLY Fs. : THE NERD.

You are a very shy and reserved ( and abit desperate ) guy who probably spends alot of your time studying or playing computer games. Are you like from hwa chong or something? Pls don't be retarded and start reading some SELF-HELP insight info on girls.

MOSTLY Es. : THE PLAYER.

Go and die, bastard!!!! #$^%^$%&^% Pls change or soon you will find you're gonna get retribution. ITS KARMA, baby. Hope you get aids.

MOSTLY Ds: THE BUSINESS MAN.

Hello? Yeah we can definately do with abit of those gorgeous chanel bags but sometimes we need some of your quality time too! Money can't buy love, baby. If you need to work your ass off to earn that amount of money, we'd rather scoot off to find a guy with THAT much money and don't have to work so much. :)

MOSTLY Bs: THE AHBENG.

IF your girlfriend is an ahlian i'm pretty sure she don't mind the way you are now ( useless bum ). But if she's not an ahlian, Its time to brace yourself. Hello?!?! Stop yelling at her like she owes you one. You rather she be with you cuz she's scared of you? ( Like abusing her? ) And i believe if you carry on being a useless bum you will not get any of those good girls out there. NOTE: The girls who are with you are only with you cuz they prolly think you can "protect" them. BULLSHIT.

MOSTLY As: THE EBGM.

The, "Everything but girlfriend matters" boyfriend. You are laid back and you want as much freedom as you can. You need loads of time with your friends and your soccer and basketball and every other crap but your girlfriend. Wtf? Then why be with her? It's a kind of commitment.

Unless she feels this way about you too.

MOSTLY Cs: THE ANGEL.

You??!?!?! LOL. you probably lied in your answers BECAUSE, this person don't exist!!!! :@

BYE GUYS, GO FACE THE WALL AND THINK ABOUT HOW BASTARD you have been. !!!