Tuesday, June 30, 2009

omg i fucking love you

will you ever tell someone you love him if you dont mean it?


WHY THE FUCK MUST WE DRAG AND RESIZE THE PICS AT BLOGGER?
this is fucking stupid. HELLO GUYS, i know you miss me la! see my sec 2 photo got puke anot? HAHAHAHHAA.

anyway, i can't get to sleep. so i reckon it's cool to post some random musing that i thought of :



SO GIRLS, ( and guys, read it and fucking squeeze them into your dick of a brain ) don't we all need a man who:


♥ remembers when your period comes and brings you a hot bottle and chocolates

♥ brings you plasters when you've been wearing heels all day

♥ knows what you want to eat before you say it

♥ sneaks up on you to hug you from the back whilst you're washing the dishes

♥ kisses you on your forehead

♥ turns up with supper at your door on a rainy night

♥ surprises you with breakfast in bed ( i wouldn't even mind if its burnt )

♥ says nothing but let you cry in his arms when you quarrel with a girlfriend

♥ look at you in the eyes and they say " i love you "

♥ plays you a song on the guitar ( i swear i won't laugh if its horrible )

♥ make love and fall asleep holding your head to his chest

♥ slip a packet of your favorite sweets into your bag before you leave for school

♥ drops you post-its that says " oh god i miss you "

♥ bought you a dress when he's out with his mates and he says " you'll look so beautiful in this "

♥ doesn't loses his cool when you beat him in a game

♥ stays beside you watching you study- all day. ( that's real boring but i like it )

♥ get you that something at the shop which he caught you gazing at, VIA MAIL. ( this is classic )

♥ kisses you on your hand

♥ slips 50 into your wallet before you head out to meet your girlfriends ( actually i felt like typing 1000. HAHAHAH )

♥ blushes when you look at him adoringly.

♥ and so much more, it may even help me fall asleep typing them out.


girls, anything else to add? HAHAHA.



OMFG NOW THE AHLIANS EVOLVE ALREADY!
they use iphones and set up blogshops. and plays games on facebook!! *screams. this is scaring the shit out of me.


this is cool shit, baby. watch it at GOLDEN VILLAGE with a purchase of at least 3 tickets and you get a limited edition squirrel plush toy. :)

Lol see my grandmother. uber cute right.


anyone fancy some rat pie? :) okay this is gross if you keep staring at the photo lolol.


i swear to god, i am fucking fat. but still my breasts are stuck at ACUP. this is tragic.

i know, my lipstick color damn chiozxz

remember your mask when you go out!!! bye you bitches.

Friday, June 26, 2009

are you guys bored? laugh at this photo!! that's me when i was.. in sec 2.

Tuesday, June 23, 2009

pepper.


everytime i fall in love with you all i get in return is a broken heart that's still dying to love you.

Saturday, June 20, 2009

omg

HI GUYS. i think my allergic reaction to the stupid facial product has robbed me of any inspiration to write or blog or take photos or draw. fucking sian.






Watch this space guys, i am in the midst of drawing the comics! *evil laughs.

I have this sudden urge to create an ANTI AHLIANAHBENG fan club in facebook, support me, anyone?


Okay anyway, if you are really bored, like i am, here, i have some stuffs to entertain you with. So as we were all talking about the antics of ahlians, i need to tell you, I haven't been stereotyping at a false presumption. I need to show you. :


INTRODUCING!!!! NICOLE aka BLACK ROSE PRINCESS!
Do you read twit? Dunchh worrie, miie helpps eeu translate!







Da Gurl Next Door: <--
(If she ever stays next door to me i swear i'd jump off the building.)


Nicole
Sweet Fourteen
Volley ball # 7
Lonley gurl <--
(Now okay, lonley?!?! wtf is lonley?)

HEARRTS

Sweet Vodca <--
( is that a person? Or VODKA? )
my SISTERS
Moi sweet god-family <--
( see, i told you. )
sushi
japanese anime
Moi hair *brown, gold, faded red
Volley ball!
street style# punk
DACING <-- (.?! wtf is dacing?)
Mahjong
moi b ball guys & v ball gurls
Moi bai ma wang zi ("v") <--
(okay, now i think taylor swift kind of regretted releasing her album in sg. its tragic.)


CAUTION: the content below is boring.
(all her papamamagegedidijiejiemeimeis)


people who mean the world to me#
My ba0 beii daddy : junda,Gabriel,jia hong
My ba0 beii mummiE : Ivon & ChewPing
My 1 and only ba0 beii nu Er : Emiliia a.k.a han han nu Er
My precious GURLFWEN : Lee Yuan Ping
My DarliinG : Shirley & Li xiin
My lao po :Phylis
MY Ba0 beii lao gong: Jiia yiinGMy
Ba0 beii sisteRs : Muii muii jiiEx, Emiliy jiiEx,Leen Jiiex,Hui Li jiiEx, Anqii JiiEx,Clara a.k.a ba0beiz jiiEx,Yi Han jiiEx,Victoria jiiEx,Alissa Jiiex,KAi Xin Jiiex, Bernice SISTER, Joey SISTER,jia wei SISTER Da Nicole SISTER,Sandy TWINNIE,Jia Jia SISTER, msCURSED jiiEx,Chew yi MEII,siman MEIIX,joanne MEIIX<>
My Ba0 beii BrotheRs: HongZhao,Alvin,Deep,Anyong,Wei Lun,Jackson,Akirah,Aloy,Pei Xiang,
My 0ne and only ba0 beii dii dii : Darren Wong
Wo de xiiao aii aii : xiiao Terry Wong
My 101% ha0 peng y0u : Jia weii,Guo Liang, Kaii Lun, Winglok, Hui Xian, ah quan,Guan Kai,kai lin, all b ball guys,my aussie buddies<3
(god, does anyone really memorizes any "family tree" this big? wtf!)

Okay, she has a couple of posts about slacking in westmall and attending court trials and some nonsensical bullshit.. and this :


SHATTERED pwincess*
ii Will Remember our Promise, Tears And Laughs*


AND THIS, i flipped ( on the floor and laughed loudly ) at this. :


To Live happily ever after wiib moi baii ma wang zii
- <-- lol
To be skating pro-
To be pro fighter- <-- LOLOLOLOL
to be untied wiib moi god family forever-
To be m0re chiio- <-- LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
to have more $$-
to be V.Ball Pro-
To be happy everydayy without fake smiles - <-- LOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
To be able to go chiong-



OKAY GUYS, can't take it anymore. HAHAHAHAHAHA. coming up,


comic + quiz on " what kind of alab are you? "
WATCH THIS SPACE GUYS! aii nii menn w0rhhzs!

Saturday, June 13, 2009

BOOBIEBOOBIE

WHAT'S THIS! OMG! OMG!!! ITS LIKE GARLIC CHILLI ISN'T IT~!!!

YES!!! macdonald's mangement has finally acquired some brains and decided to give us our beloved garlic chilli back. THE DAYS OF TORMENT ARE OVER!



Look what's sitting on my chair! ;S
( Ky is going to kill me.. )




My sister ran into some good luck recently. this superomgsohot ahbengish guy asked for her number. OMGwtf! He's one darn good looking kid.

Then we went to far east to enjoy our MANGOLINGO! and nothing tastes better when you are in love.. right?!?!?!!? RIGHT?!?!? CHARLENE?!!?!




EEYER! I SEE A COCKROACH >:D

Then i take photo with cockroach ><
Alan, this guy is the ohMyHomiexD !!!
So junwei and I, together with my sister and sophia were like sitting outside starbucks under the glaring spotlights, together with junwei's two friends ( one which was just fantastically drop-your-pants hot. )

And this long haired phillipin-o person just had to make things WORSE! He was SWINGING HIS HAIR, like some apparent pantene advertisement and screaming incohorent words into the mic. Was that err, singing or, shouting nonsensically and shaking your booty ( and hair ) at the audience?!?!?




SPENT 50bucks at the arcade! OMG x 10000

It has become ashley and my favorite hobby to just sit in front of the machine and put money in the slot, push some buttons and win a toy. HAHAHAHA



and of course, win a shit load of sweeties to bring em back for my sister to eat. HAHAHAHA.


Then we walk around happily holding the giraffe and then i saw it.

I SAW CHUCKY OMG!!!!



Chucky is so expensive! with his rebonded hair! I mean since when did Chucky have rebonded hair. I guess he was too bored standing over by the window he just had to play with the tongs. Chucky you look like some rock band singer who got into a parang accident now!





Day out with ryanchew was just absolutely SOryanchew with the perpetual camwhoring. I think there was nothing else he wanted to do.



*grudgingly poses with the roses


ryan: SMILE NOW!


ADILAH y AMBER en la restaurante!


Okay guys i gotta make the dash for it. PIMPLE SCREAMING FOR ATTENTION!!!! ;(



Here's a photo of a chio sexy big busted girl for you to oogle at,
picture credit to Guang xin who was masturbating at it. :)

USE TISSUE! ( or paper bag.. you know what i mean )
ADIOS!

Thursday, June 11, 2009

super kinky


I will be posting my normal -loadsofphotocraps- post on sat/sun so grab your balls and look out for it.!

Before i start, please be warned that kiddies below 18 are NOT allowed to read.
( not that you care but, dont say i didnt warn you! )

So, a certain friend PASTED me a sexforum link to a story of sexual nature.
I was reading it with much difficulties because the fellow's english was totally off the line and the flow just goes as noobish as his sexual capabilities.
Then i thought to myself. what the fuck, i can write much better!



I first met Anavil at a club. His moves, were impeccably smooth and flawless. He could walk the talk like a smooth operator and no one has ever, done it better than he did. I recall, those eyes that strip you with their silent notions, leaving you feeling naked and immensly turned on.
That was just his eyes.

I was with my girls, dancing to the music. But nonetheless, keeping an eye out for cuties who may stumble our way. And there he was, a knockout in his navy blazer and plain white shirt. I eyed him surreptitiously. I know such guys, they are like the lycans hunting for prey. He was scanning the club, like that of a connoisseur- his forte.

Our eyes met and that moment seemed so inextricable. He sauntered over, hands tucked, thumbs out. I know that move- the only inference was : I so want to fuck you.

My friends noticed his advancement and gave me a quick nod of agreement. He was so damn hot. There was this ubiquitous air of lust when he approached. I felt his hands around my waist. As we swirled to the music, sheer intoxication coursed through me like a heatwave. He started to grind me. I felt the throbbing bulge through the jeans and caught the whiff of his Cologne.

I teased him, trailing my fingers down his chest. I could tell he was buying it. Every moment of it. I rested my head on his smooth silky shirt, my fingers going further and further down..
He got excited and pulled me in for a kiss.

We were consumed in a passionate fight and lust spread like poison fields. I pressed my bosom against his chest, I knew he liked it. Amidst the crowd, no one noticed us but we felt that there was no one around. He hitched up my skirt eagerly. But as his fingers slid down, i stopped him. I knew, the only way to play with a playboy was to fool him back.

He gave a semi-egoistical look of bewilderment. I guessed he didn't believe that didn't work on me. I gave him a sultry stare and pulled him closer. Throwing my hands around his neck, i planted soft kisses around his ear. I liked the way he held me. It was tender and ambiguously familiar. I never planned to take things any further.

But unable to surpress my hormones any longer, i relented. He saw it right through my eyes. He took my hand and led me to the toilets. The club's toilets were sprawled every where, with no gender differentiation. I guess its done with liberal purposes. We crept in. There were some soft moans from a distance but we dismissed it. We knew we were soon to make our own.

He locked the door behind us. And the veil of ecstasy swept down like a cascading waterfall. His tongue ventured to find mine. As we were locked in a fierce embrace, he cupped my breasts in his slender hands and played with them sub conciously. I tugged at his shirt, taking my time to unbutton him, savouring the kiss with zest.

My eyes were still closed and i was trembling as he bent down to suck my nipples. He did it so well i could almost achieve orgasm just by him doing that. He nibbled and puckered while both his hands were busy squeezing. And god, did he look incredibly sexy while doing that. I let out a soft moan as he switched to my right nipple. It was my sweet spot. He looked up, eyes displaying nothing but victory.

I knelt down before him, unzipping. The process was every bit soothing for my curiousity on what lies behind those jean. And my curiousity was very much satiated- He grinned at me, placing his hand on my head, urging me to ease his throbbing manhood of its need.

Blowjobs were my area of expertise and i prided myself in that. He let out small gasps and i felt his manhood hardening in response to my accelerated speed. I went deeper and deeper, licking his testicles with the entire member down my throat. That was a speciality and i could tell that he enjoyed it. I teased the perinum with my fingers, while sucking the tip of his manhood. His face was a clear portrait of delirium.

He then pulled my head away and motioned for me to sit on the toiletseat. He kissed me on the lips again, bending down and taking off my skirt. He trickled his fingers up my thighs. I was wet. He rubbed against my satin G-string, spurred on by the dampness of it. He circled my clitoris expertly, and then pulled down my G-string, revealing nothing but my triangle of soft hair. He then parted my legs and proceeded to oral me.


I was surprised, not many guys ( strangers at that, ) were willing to go under. And he was exceptionally good. His tongue flicked gently at my clitoris, and his finger worked its way to my G-spot. The two motions together were absolutely mind blowing. He sucked alittle, teasing my labia and grabbed my right breast with his free hand. I was ultimately taken aback by his swift memory of my preferences which showed his brain was still fully functional despite his erected manhood.
I was almost at the brink of orgasm. He then pulled away, giving me a playful smile. I knew that was to get back at me for stopping him on the dancefloor just now. I let out a small laugh. He then kissed me on the forehead, before turning my back around, with my face against the wall. He fiddled around for awhile with the condom. He then caressed my buttcheeks, and took aim.

The penetration was remotely ecstatic and awfully gratifying. I trembled with delight as i felt his manhood fitting snugly inside me. I could feel my walls expanding to fit his size, before tightening again. He held my hips and boy, i was in for a ride. He gauged the speed immaculately and every pound against my ass lifted my orgasm meter to the next level. I could feel his breathing rate increasing as he let out soft moans in synchro to mine. Our bodies moved in a calculated stealth, as it went faster and harder..

I tightened as i felt his manhood hardened, crying out as he gave a deep penetration with his every ejaculation. Bending forward, he kneaded my breasts in his sweaty palms, kissing my cheeks before letting out a sigh of fatigue. He slowly withdrew from within me, as i turned around and watched him clean up.


Just as both of us were done, we left the toilet. I feigned a nonchalant look. He gave my hand a quick squeeze before turning to go as i stopped at the mirror to readjust my make up.
I watched his receding backview with my weakened knees and thought : i guess i'd never see him again.



THIS IS NOT MEANT TO BE HARDCORE explicity okay! lol

Tuesday, June 09, 2009

this guilty heart.

&he looked so good in his soft black shirt i just had to hold him close;



Hello, people. I know, i havent been updating. Amidst fucked up boys, late night suppers and loads of yami yoghurt, its' hard to find the vitality to update. No la. lOL

SEE GAREY, that bitch. made me play this game. FUNNY LA, CAN ADJUST BUST SIZE.
then he embrace me and we kissed- by the cascading waterfall. wow. AHHAHAHA





and you boy. no more next time. i swear.

Im selling off a pair of super gorgeous heels, because IM TOO FAT to fit. will post the photos up soon. WATCH THIS SPACE lovelies.
Spanish sentence for the day:
Tu esta una puta.
It means: you are a bitch.

Thursday, June 04, 2009

& your blatant lies for fuel, the adamant stars refuse to shine;





How can i POSSIBLY refrain from taking photos of such divine food.?



LOVE IN A HEARTBEAT:



Lincoln bought me the COLLECTOR"S EDITION sims3, so we headed off to ILLUMA and decided to try out some random ulu restaurant there before the launch starts. ( it wasnt a good idea )


Verdict: (says a grumpy lincoln) damn, i can cook better.!


LAUNCH OF SIMS3, 2june, THE SCENE! :


Can you believe the crowd? there were already people camping there since the night before. Talk about OBSSESSION. im glad i didnt have to queue. Lincoln queued for me O: over 639423411 people in front of him. O:O:O:


My hands were trembling. OMFG. and i've gotten the TSHIRT as well. ;D
Thank you lincoln!


we were apparently insatiated by the disgusting jap food so lincoln took me to MOF, where the icecream was supplied by him.

Okay, that was fattening.




WENDY'S BIRTHDAY! ( OMFG!!!! we are all so old now )



Some moments of camwhoring with ruth,,

( see? i painted them to match my bag and shoes! )

Sorry, its just too pretty i had to snap it. O:


DRAG ME TO HELL NOTEBOOK. YAY :D


STAYING AT HOME resulted in this :


( there's more on their way. lol. )
I opened the bag with trembling hands. My mind was in a hysterical paroxysm. My restaurant city people were dying but i couldnt see them.. all i could see was the box, gleaming in front of my hypnotised eyes. :

Something from one of the blogshops ;)

I know la, i am fat and ugly.

KY: you are not, i meant it from the bottom of my heart
amb: ( think to herself. ya your heart only 1cm )

BYE GUYS =(
Im off to nibble on vegetables..