Wednesday, April 29, 2009
12:58 AM
SNIFF SNIFF SNIFF.
Hello my fellow potential-swine-flu-infected people! Now, What the hell is that dog doing at dhouby gaut, without a leash?! But don't scream yet, relax. its not a pig!!!
A really old snapshot of my LR when it was at its prime. God, that was an unforgettable match. Weiquan had like, 3 DRS!
Rumbly Grumbly hungry naix! It's so cute right?!?!
No, this baked rice looks like my retched rubbish. Yar, like vomit?! I don't know why, just had to capture this disgusting image to petrify you... That's like what PIGS eat!!!
So, i was at CWP ( Chao ahbeng Wandering Place ) with a certain ahbeng-attempting-to-turn-good-boy and we decided to try out this punching bag machine! 
Oh, i was passing by and saw a little boy happily riding his rocket.. SO HAPPY! Like when i was young!!!
}uber cute isn't it.
Sophia: ( screaming loudly ) WTF!!! SPIDER. BIG SPIDER!!!
Amber: ( screamed louder after going for a closer look ) NO, IT HAS 6 LEGS!
A really old snapshot of my LR when it was at its prime. God, that was an unforgettable match. Weiquan had like, 3 DRS!Rumbly Grumbly hungry naix! It's so cute right?!?!No, this baked rice looks like my retched rubbish. Yar, like vomit?! I don't know why, just had to capture this disgusting image to petrify you... That's like what PIGS eat!!!
So, i was at CWP ( Chao ahbeng Wandering Place ) with a certain ahbeng-attempting-to-turn-good-boy and we decided to try out this punching bag machine! He went first.. and got 1234! I was HORRIFIED. the high score is like 6308!!! ( are ahbengs all so weak?!?! ) then i punched. WTF! SHOCK x 300023827582742. I GOT 1234 AS WELL!!!
We tried it again, and got the same results. That's when we decided, the machine is spoilt. Oh well.
We tried it again, and got the same results. That's when we decided, the machine is spoilt. Oh well.
Oh, i was passing by and saw a little boy happily riding his rocket.. SO HAPPY! Like when i was young!!!}uber cute isn't it.
Sophia: ( screaming loudly ) WTF!!! SPIDER. BIG SPIDER!!!Amber: ( screamed louder after going for a closer look ) NO, IT HAS 6 LEGS!
Sophia: ITS A CICIDA! ( cicada )
Amber: WHAT? NOOOO!!! It really is a chicida? ( cicada )
Sophia and Amber: WTF I DONT KNOW HOW TO PRONOUNCE!!!
Amber went home and googled: Cicada -
Well, DOESN'T LOOK THE SAME!!!! I think the one we saw was a.. pond skater? O:
some random shots of some strange faces. Was it their cameras, or just me??!?!
( Little pwiincess sia! )
My sinful confessions:
Once upon a time, a little girl who was an utter barbie slut, went into her dreamland, which was the JUICY COUTURE shop at takashimaya. She gazed longingly at this black color bag, which was every bit fit for the princess in her. It has smooth velour all over, and amazingly nice smelling leather handles. The charm spelt "JUICY COUTURE". It was perfect.
Then!!!
YOU MAY HAVE TURNED INTO A PIG AND GOTTEN SWINE FLU!! OMG!!!!
Please head to the nearest farm-er-cy and ask the farmer for a suitable prescription. Or, you can just tell your mum you offer to be the dinner.
Amber: WHAT? NOOOO!!! It really is a chicida? ( cicada )
Sophia and Amber: WTF I DONT KNOW HOW TO PRONOUNCE!!!
Amber went home and googled: Cicada -
Well, DOESN'T LOOK THE SAME!!!! I think the one we saw was a.. pond skater? O:some random shots of some strange faces. Was it their cameras, or just me??!?!
( Little pwiincess sia! )
My sinful confessions:
Once upon a time, a little girl who was an utter barbie slut, went into her dreamland, which was the JUICY COUTURE shop at takashimaya. She gazed longingly at this black color bag, which was every bit fit for the princess in her. It has smooth velour all over, and amazingly nice smelling leather handles. The charm spelt "JUICY COUTURE". It was perfect.
But not the pricetag, at an astounding price of " $410 ". She gazed at the bag dolefully. She can't afford it.
Then!!!
A tall, dark and handsome prince Charming strode up right next to her, holding his ridiculously un-userfriendly iphone and a even more ridiculously overstuffed wallet, knelt on the ground and sang
" Marry me Juliet, you can have the bag you want. You love the bag and that's all i really know. I've talked to the sales girl, pick out a new one, Its a love story, baby just say YES!!!
And she did. HAHAHAH :) Manymany thanks!!!
I am in heaven., again. ;D
CAUTION TO ALL PEOPLE: IF YOU HAVE THE FOLLOWING SYMPTOMS!!!
CAUTION TO ALL PEOPLE: IF YOU HAVE THE FOLLOWING SYMPTOMS!!!
YOU MAY HAVE TURNED INTO A PIG AND GOTTEN SWINE FLU!! OMG!!!!
Please head to the nearest farm-er-cy and ask the farmer for a suitable prescription. Or, you can just tell your mum you offer to be the dinner.
TAKE CARE GUYS!!! DON'T GET TOO NEAR PIGS!
Sunday, April 26, 2009
10:39 PM
HOW FATTENING can you get with this MEGA large portion of savoury crepe stuffed with flavorful cheese, roasted ham and veggies?
For only 11.90!!! at MARCHES, Vivocity. We were celebrating Christina's birthday and i simply couldnt resist the idea of bursting out of my tiny little white dress. I had those crepes, followed by sausage and mashed potato, then grilled fish with salad and mango crepe with chocolate sauce, washed down by a cup of lemon tea. Amazing!
That's Christina and her uber large deepfried prawn.
I miss secondary school life. Because i had everything then. ;(Went to Clarke Quay. Oh my god, the night scene was spectacular.
Lost a couple of guessing games and lost my mind ( for a while ) the moment "An Jing" was playing over the tv.
Slacked around and chanced upon my road! Yay ;)
HOW MUCH SHILIN STREET SNACKS can you handle? o:
No la i didn't finish them. Almost, though. And i was a hippo-51kgs after all that crap.
Doesn't this pizza tantalizes your eyes just by its sight? Lovely thin crust, and a dash of pepper with basil just did the trick. But i was vegetarian that day. Too bad. :D
I have this soft addiction.. HELP ME.
Lost a couple of guessing games and lost my mind ( for a while ) the moment "An Jing" was playing over the tv.
Slacked around and chanced upon my road! Yay ;)
HOW MUCH SHILIN STREET SNACKS can you handle? o:
No la i didn't finish them. Almost, though. And i was a hippo-51kgs after all that crap.
Doesn't this pizza tantalizes your eyes just by its sight? Lovely thin crust, and a dash of pepper with basil just did the trick. But i was vegetarian that day. Too bad. :DI have this soft addiction.. HELP ME.
I know,. THEY ARE JUST SO FUCKING HOT RIGHT.
8:57 AM
hey guys! i'm cooking scallop porridge. sounds nice right? ;)
I'll be posting a real post tomorrow. meanwhile.. let me dream about him for abit...
i know, he's really hot. i swear i'll give up my entire wardrobe for him. :D
( okay.. maybe only half )
Monday, April 20, 2009
8:33 PM
What am i supposed to do
when the best part of me was always you?
HELLO GUYS! Happy happy day!!! ;D see, my camera can zoom 17x times and narrow down to this ahlian parading her Ahma-beige color bra and her fats!!!
HAHAHAHA SP flag day! So many cute guys. THANK YOU JANSON for booking the pit for me!
Eh i buy this at 6.80 lor, then the china aunty.. SHE WEAR GLOVE ( on only one hand ).THEN WHAT'S THE POINT? the cheese stick together, she use her gloveless hand, her fingernail to DIG the cheese apart. WTF?
And how come kimchi rice no kimchi? ONLY GOT CARROT AND CABBAGE. Y.M.D can?!
(as learned from raymond it means "Your mother die.")
And how come kimchi rice no kimchi? ONLY GOT CARROT AND CABBAGE. Y.M.D can?!(as learned from raymond it means "Your mother die.")
Cabbage does not constitute for kimchi!. Then like that you give me a pig say its luncheon meat? WTF!
Anyway, MY FAV SHOPPING LOOTS! ;DD so angelic. like me.! ( cough cough )
It was IVAN's Birthday!!! Well. Don't ask me which one. Obviously, the cuter one. HAHAHA.
( You know my taste. I prefer young and white little boys. HAHAHA )
Oh please, so many young boys. I was in heaven. ( I'm just kidding. ) Any girl interested? I can do a simple introduction.
BOTTOM PHOTO, LEFT:
Alex chong: Always get bullied by Hengsiang(below)
Heng siang: Always bully Alex chong. (above) HAHAHA.
Random male: Took one of the beers and ran off. WTF?!?!
Anyway, MY FAV SHOPPING LOOTS! ;DD so angelic. like me.! ( cough cough )It was IVAN's Birthday!!! Well. Don't ask me which one. Obviously, the cuter one. HAHAHA.( You know my taste. I prefer young and white little boys. HAHAHA )
Oh please, so many young boys. I was in heaven. ( I'm just kidding. ) Any girl interested? I can do a simple introduction.
TOP PHOTO, LEFT:
Whatyourname?: Justus i think. Dont know him very well. LOL.
Alex so: Very charming boy. But.. very gullible. ( Christina, suits you.! )
Yong hong: Very innocent. ( My type )
Whatyourname?: Justus i think. Dont know him very well. LOL.
Alex so: Very charming boy. But.. very gullible. ( Christina, suits you.! )
Yong hong: Very innocent. ( My type )
BOTTOM PHOTO, LEFT:
Alex chong: Always get bullied by Hengsiang(below)
Heng siang: Always bully Alex chong. (above) HAHAHA.
Random male: Took one of the beers and ran off. WTF?!?!
Joseph: Very adorable little boy :D
Louis and Ivan, Ivan's so hot isnt it!?! ( i think its just my camera )
Alex so took my camera and meddled with it. As you can see, the photos that he take are more or less perverted.
This photo is fine.
But this? WTF.
Lol i dont know why but i just laugh when i look at this.
Edmund and his infamous star. Very romantic for an ahbeng. Anyone? :P
( P.S he's fit. )
A shot of Joseph's ass.
*CLAPCLAP. Happy birthday to Christina and Ivan and Yonghong and Grandmother!
Manhattan fish market is still the best!!! ;D
Louis and Ivan, Ivan's so hot isnt it!?! ( i think its just my camera )Alex so took my camera and meddled with it. As you can see, the photos that he take are more or less perverted.
This photo is fine.But this? WTF.Lol i dont know why but i just laugh when i look at this.
Edmund and his infamous star. Very romantic for an ahbeng. Anyone? :P( P.S he's fit. )
A shot of Joseph's ass.*CLAPCLAP. Happy birthday to Christina and Ivan and Yonghong and Grandmother!
Manhattan fish market is still the best!!! ;DDid you see the uber cute hat on my head?
Sorry for the "Olden" photos. Was meddling with my camera. lol. This is my grandfather! SO CUTE RIGHT!!!
The Pincer is as big as the palm okay! I think the crab is giant marathon crab lor. The flesh is damn firm and muscular. I KNOW YOU WANT IT! ;D
A random shot of an ahpek.. showing his onepac.
Let's do an ( Amber created ) Crappy quiz!!! Please be honest with yourself. Grab some paper and pen.!
c) Okay sure baby. Anything for you. Need me to go pick you?
Go and die, bastard!!!! #$^%^$%&^% Pls change or soon you will find you're gonna get retribution. ITS KARMA, baby. Hope you get aids.
Sorry for the "Olden" photos. Was meddling with my camera. lol. This is my grandfather! SO CUTE RIGHT!!!Hahaha, She looks much cuter in my hat. :D
The Pincer is as big as the palm okay! I think the crab is giant marathon crab lor. The flesh is damn firm and muscular. I KNOW YOU WANT IT! ;D
A random shot of an ahpek.. showing his onepac.OKAY, COME LET'S DO A TEST BEFORE I GO PLAY DOTA!
WHAT KIND OF MALE ARE YOU?
Let's do an ( Amber created ) Crappy quiz!!! Please be honest with yourself. Grab some paper and pen.!1) Your girlfriend sends you a message:
Hey baby, want to have dinner at vivo tonight? I feel like having the food there.
What do you reply?
What do you reply?
a) What time? Coz my friends want to go out. Or tmr can?
b) Walao, Vivo very far leh. Go somewhere nearer Can?
c) Okay sure baby. Anything for you. Need me to go pick you?
d) I see if i have meeting later. Message you again. Busy nw.
e) Yeah sure, sweetiepie. What do i get in return? :P
f) But there's this CS competition at Plaza Sing later. We go eat there can?
2) You are on msn/phone with your girlfriend in the middle of the night. She suddenly says she's hungry.
What will you do?
a) Haha, go cook maggie mee lor.
b) Are you crazy? I'm too busy rounding and slacking at the block downstairs to call her.
c) You tell her you'll call her back. But 20mins later you are at her place with her fav supper.
d) You are busy sleeping. There's work tmr. You asked her to order mac and count it on you.
e) Aiyo baby hungry ah? Eat me lor.. :)
f) Huh? No time for that. I'm dota-ing. Grab some noodles, I always do that. :)
3) You noticed your girlfriend's handphone has messages from a guy.
What do you do?
a) Don't really care. I have my freedom and she has hers. So long as it's not anything flirtatious, its fine.
b) KNNBCCB. Time to PIA ZHUI! ( call ppl dwn and fight ). CB i call the guy up now.
c) I won't even look through her phone. But if i chance upon it, i'll just ask her who is that. Just abit of jealousy, but i won't quarrel with her cuz of that.
d) Wtf? I earn money to let you spend but now you go flirt with other guys. Wtf??!?!?
e)I will be very angry and question her about it straight.
f) Omfg baby.. you don't love me anymore? why?!?!?
4) You just made your girlfriend disappointed and angry. She went back home halfway through the date.
What will you do?
a) I will just go back home, and then do my own stuffs. I'll call her when i'm free. Both of us need to cool down. anyway.
b) I will wait for her to message me. If not i will just send some messages to scold her, just to release my anger.
c) Pack some flowers, a card and I'm good to go ring on her doorbell.
d) I'll message her to apologize, but i will also include some analytical conclusions saying she also has a part to be blamed.
e) Who gives a shit. It's either she calls me or its over.
f) You are at a loss of what to do. You don't really know why she was angry. You just sent her a message to apologise.
5) You guys are on the bed.
What will you do?
a) Will initiate some foreplay. But we gotta hurry cuz soccer match will be screened soon.
b) Just ask her give me blowjob, do same position till i come then roll over bb time to sleep.
c) I will make love to her, giving her the foreplay she needs and then when its all over, we'll cuddle and sleep.
d) I'll check, if tmr has no work, we'll have sex. But nah if there's work tmr. will be too tired.
e) THIS IS WHAT I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR.
f) You feel very shy and awkward, just lying on the bed erected. Cuz you are a virgin.
6) There is this fucking hot girl you saw when you are out with your male friends.
( and she's much hotter than your girlfriend )
What will you do?
a) Wow she's really hot. My dudes are probably gonna get her no. No harm just being friends with her.
b) Sry, I very tiong xim de. But if my friends dare me i sure go take her no.
c) Yeap she's very pretty. But I am contented with what i have. :)
d) Okay that's one hot lady but I need to go for my meetings now.
e) Go and get her number. If i blew it, i still have my girlfriend. If not.. hehehe.
f) Just look no harm, she won't like me anyway.
7) You were out with your girlfriend one day when she chance upon this really pretty JUICY COUTURE bag. Its very expensive but you can tell your girlfriend really digs it.
What will you do?
a) Lol. I'll ask her to save money to get it, or settle for another cheaper one. I'll buy for her if i have the money, though.
b) Sorry hor i dont have that kind of money. Need to buy cigarettes, etc.
c) I'll work hard and buy it for her. Cliche sentence but i mean it.
d) Of course i'll just swipe my credit card and let her have it. She can have LV and Prada too.
e) Nah i won't spend so much money on her. I rather buy clothes for myself.
( unless she'll give me a good bonk later at night. )
f) Huh? OH SHE WAS HINTING ME TO BUY. Sorry i didn't catch the hint... ;(
8) Its your friend's birthday today. They are going drinking and dinner. Its your girlfriend's Grandfather's birthday today. Her family invited you to dinner and they hope you will go.
What will you do?
a) I will go for my friend's birthday party. Hello? Its my friend,? and its HIS birthday? I'll just get her to send him my wishes.
b) Of course go my friend's party lah. I don't really want to see her family anyway. They seem to dislike me.
c) I will tell my friends i'll join them straight after her grandfather's birthday dinner. Afterall, both sides are important. I just need to juggle carefully and neither will be disappointed.
d) I will have to go for my friend's dinner. They may be discussing some business deals, I dont want to miss it. But i will of course buy her grandfather a generous gift.
e) Nah. Definately go for my friend's party. Its her grandfather, not mine.
f) I will go with her to the dinner. Coz i dont have many friends who will invite me...
9) Its your girlfriend's birthday. What will you give her?
a) I'll ask my friends for opinion and buy what they suggest.
b) I'll go mini toons to steal some bearbear for her.
c) I've already planned to take her to the beach, and have a picnic with the food i cooked. I'll buy her something i know she will love too.
d) I'll try to take leave to bring her to a posh place. If not, just get her the CHANEL bag she wants.
e) Some sexy lingerie to seduce me with.
f) Oh shit i don't know. What do girls like? Teddy bear? I'll just go google and find out. I dont seem to be catching her hints.
10) Have you ever thought of Marrying your girlfriend?
a) I guess we are too young to think about it. I still need to have my share of fun and freedom.
b) Yes, i will shoot inside her and make her preggy so she will hab my babie then we marry.
c) Yes. Of course. I love her.
d) I'll wait till my work starts to pick up before i think of that. Also, there's house downpayment calculations, babies.. blablabla.
e) No way! I'm just out to have fun. But i cant imagine her being with another guy. Yucks.
f) Yes of course.. coz no other girl wants me.
Are you telling the TRUTH?
MOSTLY Fs. : THE NERD.
You are a very shy and reserved ( and abit desperate ) guy who probably spends alot of your time studying or playing computer games. Are you like from hwa chong or something? Pls don't be retarded and start reading some SELF-HELP insight info on girls.
MOSTLY Es. : THE PLAYER.
Go and die, bastard!!!! #$^%^$%&^% Pls change or soon you will find you're gonna get retribution. ITS KARMA, baby. Hope you get aids.
MOSTLY Ds: THE BUSINESS MAN.
Hello? Yeah we can definately do with abit of those gorgeous chanel bags but sometimes we need some of your quality time too! Money can't buy love, baby. If you need to work your ass off to earn that amount of money, we'd rather scoot off to find a guy with THAT much money and don't have to work so much. :)
MOSTLY Bs: THE AHBENG.
IF your girlfriend is an ahlian i'm pretty sure she don't mind the way you are now ( useless bum ). But if she's not an ahlian, Its time to brace yourself. Hello?!?! Stop yelling at her like she owes you one. You rather she be with you cuz she's scared of you? ( Like abusing her? ) And i believe if you carry on being a useless bum you will not get any of those good girls out there. NOTE: The girls who are with you are only with you cuz they prolly think you can "protect" them. BULLSHIT.
MOSTLY As: THE EBGM.
The, "Everything but girlfriend matters" boyfriend. You are laid back and you want as much freedom as you can. You need loads of time with your friends and your soccer and basketball and every other crap but your girlfriend. Wtf? Then why be with her? It's a kind of commitment.
Unless she feels this way about you too.
MOSTLY Cs: THE ANGEL.
You??!?!?! LOL. you probably lied in your answers BECAUSE, this person don't exist!!!! :@
BYE GUYS, GO FACE THE WALL AND THINK ABOUT HOW BASTARD you have been. !!!
Wednesday, April 15, 2009
4:34 AM
HELLO! Short post for you ;)
Went to IMM, SAW THIS CUTE BIRDBIRD on the way!!! eeks i wanna bring it home.
(coughs. i LOVE birds :D )
I JUST HAD TO TAKE A PHOTO OF THIS! What the~ fuck me! Its supposed to be from VICTORIA SECRET and they actually changed it to "MISS GLAM" . Glam your ass.
Why not put "MISS RIP" ?
Zilian time! Sister saw photo, looked at me sadly and said : Yeah.. we dont really look like sisters !!! :(
He actually bought something for me. OMFG! so touched.
*screams and banged head against wall.
Cinderella fitted the shoe perfectly!!! How lovely.
( Actually it was that the kappa flats hurt my foot too much. So pink but so deadly ); )
Used the bamboo plate and "CHAYABUSHI" cup bought from daiso. Mummy made the egg and i bought the salmon. See? Sashimi! oh baby. Yummy!
SCONES MAKING SUNDAY!
Used the bamboo plate and "CHAYABUSHI" cup bought from daiso. Mummy made the egg and i bought the salmon. See? Sashimi! oh baby. Yummy!
SCONES MAKING SUNDAY!
Daddy decided to be unlazy for once and decided that we make scones! You can make some too!
Want the recipe ask me okay! ;D
I mixed the flour and melted butter together. Very nice smelling.
When the butter and the flour has fused together, sister got me to form a mini mountain and dig a hole in the middle.
Then milk is poured in. I hastily folded the flour in from the bottom and started kneading before the juices seeped out. :P
We kept kneading the flourish-milky mixture until it forms a dough. ( like playdough, you know? )
Then we opened our packet of dried fruits and throw em into the dough. Like snowman :D
Patted the dough and roll it around like a giant fat, oily doughball. Its pretty fun!!
OMFG! Funeral of the dough. Or is it?!!?! O:
( This is called SETTING. Let the dough raise alittle, to ensure maximum taste. Your scones will be extremely light and fluffy in the inside. )
Daddy meticulously cut and placed the scones onto the greased and heated tray. Looks good enough to be eaten! FYI, scones are supposed to be oval-circle. Daddy didnt have the mould ;D
Stared really hard at the microwave. It may just explode!!!
And then, we've earned ourselves a tray of really delightful little scones for tea! ;D
I know, its so cute, and my sheep dont look like sheep. Bye guys! Have a plasticbag free day!
When the butter and the flour has fused together, sister got me to form a mini mountain and dig a hole in the middle.
Then milk is poured in. I hastily folded the flour in from the bottom and started kneading before the juices seeped out. :P
We kept kneading the flourish-milky mixture until it forms a dough. ( like playdough, you know? )
Then we opened our packet of dried fruits and throw em into the dough. Like snowman :D
Patted the dough and roll it around like a giant fat, oily doughball. Its pretty fun!!
OMFG! Funeral of the dough. Or is it?!!?! O:
( This is called SETTING. Let the dough raise alittle, to ensure maximum taste. Your scones will be extremely light and fluffy in the inside. )
Daddy meticulously cut and placed the scones onto the greased and heated tray. Looks good enough to be eaten! FYI, scones are supposed to be oval-circle. Daddy didnt have the mould ;D
Stared really hard at the microwave. It may just explode!!!
And then, we've earned ourselves a tray of really delightful little scones for tea! ;D
I swear, they are not cut out to be hippy-techno ahbengs. They failed at 2nd stage :D
One of the many many reasons why MANHATTAN FISH MARKET wins FISH&CO is cuz:
Does this really looks palatable to you? I mean, NO to the strange cubes of veggies and odd-failed-attempt-at-indian-rice. And is that moss growing on the fish?
Went to REDKEN at Wheelock
BEFORE:
AFTER!!! :
Manymanythanks to a certain man who was sitting beside me, looking at me and saying
One of the many many reasons why MANHATTAN FISH MARKET wins FISH&CO is cuz:
Does this really looks palatable to you? I mean, NO to the strange cubes of veggies and odd-failed-attempt-at-indian-rice. And is that moss growing on the fish? (not to mention, it was terribly salty)
Went to REDKEN at Wheelock
BEFORE:
AFTER!!! :
Manymanythanks to a certain man who was sitting beside me, looking at me and saying" Oh amber, what do i do wit you? "
Went to CWP, watched Fast & Furious. Then went to SOUP RESTAURANT for dinner.
Ya, tried its Signature Samsui Chicken. The meat was tender. ( even boob part )
Went to CWP, watched Fast & Furious. Then went to SOUP RESTAURANT for dinner.
Ya, tried its Signature Samsui Chicken. The meat was tender. ( even boob part )
Maomaocong rated it : 7.5/10.
The ginger dip was heavenly. Its tough for it to score my affection, cuz im a ginger-hater.
The ginger dip was heavenly. Its tough for it to score my affection, cuz im a ginger-hater.
Maomaocong rated the dip : 9/10!!
The soup was okay, but i expected better. I mean, Its SOUP restaurant what!!! Really,
Maomaocong rated it : 5.2/10
Carried my bloated belly to the Pasar Malam, Saw this incredibly cute game booth! They have the bangbangbang game and the hit-cans-game!
I scanned the booth eagerly. AND spotted my heartthrob. -
raymond clutched the gun, and narrowed his vision to the small red triangle. He focused, and looked so cool...
BUT,
How sweet? Consolation prizes.!!! -_-
It was "BYOB" day at NTUC today. ( bring your own bag ) Wanting to be a kiasu auntie ( 10 cents for plastic bag so expensive! ) and patriotic I-Love-Earth person, the papaya was hand carried home! How loving!
No prize for guessing who is this auntie clutching a papaya under her arm!!! AIYO, so unglam.
And this sheep photo, just a tiny humorous secret between my sister, mum and I! ;D HAHAHA
The soup was okay, but i expected better. I mean, Its SOUP restaurant what!!! Really,
Maomaocong rated it : 5.2/10
Carried my bloated belly to the Pasar Malam, Saw this incredibly cute game booth! They have the bangbangbang game and the hit-cans-game!
I scanned the booth eagerly. AND spotted my heartthrob. -
A CHEAPO CHEENA LAVA LAMP is JUST WHAT I NEED!!!
raymond clutched the gun, and narrowed his vision to the small red triangle. He focused, and looked so cool...
BANG BANG BANG!
BUT,
NONE HIT THE TARGETS!
( NOW.. see? I told you. NPCC guys are forever the best marksmen. Not to mention, they are hot too.! )
So well... after wasting dozens of dollars, we ended up with these :
So well... after wasting dozens of dollars, we ended up with these :
How sweet? Consolation prizes.!!! -_-It was "BYOB" day at NTUC today. ( bring your own bag ) Wanting to be a kiasu auntie ( 10 cents for plastic bag so expensive! ) and patriotic I-Love-Earth person, the papaya was hand carried home! How loving!
No prize for guessing who is this auntie clutching a papaya under her arm!!! AIYO, so unglam.And this sheep photo, just a tiny humorous secret between my sister, mum and I! ;D HAHAHA
I know, its so cute, and my sheep dont look like sheep. Bye guys! Have a plasticbag free day!
Friday, April 10, 2009
8:36 AM
HELLO GUYS!!! Took me fucking long to do this post cuz:
1) blogger is screwed. Now i can only upload 2 photos at once, and its incredibly slow!
2) due to reason 1, i had to blog backwards. (means from last photo to first photo )
3) due to reason 2, i had to re read through my post to ensure my writings actually made sense.
4) i am starving.
5) I kept looking at my J.C bag.
So pardon me if the writings are real weird and out of place. -_- i am no moon
Anyway, i watched a couple of shows! and updated my movie reviews on the side navig!;D
Went out with August and had Kenny rogers. YOU KNOW, he looks like my ex boyfriend!!!
August was driving me home when we were both blinded by this glaring headlights.
Says an angry august : IS HE CRAZY? i CANT DRIVE I CANT SEE!!!
My necklace is too cute. Just had to take a photo of it. ;d on the way back to my house door
My newly bought VS luggage tag to put my ezlink in :D
Dinner was sumptous with this highlight of the meal, Imperial chicken with herbs! ITS SO NICE! :D
But well, wasn't after mum and we two sisters witnessed my father's ravenous acts.
See my barbaric father digging at the "now grotesque" chicken.!!
Then after a bag of chips, It was supper at geylang!!! :D
Was on way to town, all decked in PINK AND WHITE. ( just to compliment my painstakingly painted nails ) :D See how well my candypink nails accentuated my very cute VS bag ;D
Bought a VS beauty tote that came with all these goodies! All at only 30! :D
Random shot of Gelare's icecream. Yay!! so fattening!
Met ray at cineleisure after my lovely friend went off.
Dont ask me why the photo is blurred, i was too busy laughing. If the movie had this as a poster, it will be labelled comedy instead of horror. LOL.
*QUICKIE!!! ( claps hands )In the movie " Knowing ", Nicholas Cage searched franctically in a foggy, isolated grassy area.
Ray: OMG! How he see! Here so MIST!
Amb: -_- its misty.
Amb: -_- its misty.
Ray-stunt on escalator at cine:
(actually is i want take a photo of the cute guys on the next escalator :D shh dont tell him. )
I want watch this pig show!!! ;D
Wtf is wrong with the smiley's designers these days? I swear if i was a construction bangala, i'll go back to bangaladesh after being insulted by this really ugly icon. is that what the designers think of the workers? SO UGLY CAN. :
Anyway,
We walked and walked for eons, scaling mountains ( escalators which has stopped functioning by that time ) and trekking past construction sites with the fear of dengue. And we were only 4metres away from our lanshop!!! One last glass door! We climbed the stairs and approached the door..
BUT IT DIDN'T OPEN!!! So near yet so far!! WHY!!!!!!!
Lan was then followed by supper. NASI LEMAK at MR BEAN's Cafe.
Its very indulgent and very fattening. :DD
The egg is so soft and fluffy!!! Like pillow!!! :D
Ray and i couldn't bear to it eat. ( I ate it last )
Okay enough of food!!! ( im a hippo-50kgs. )
Look at this photo carefully. Its a snap of all of my very sinful shopping loots. And one of them is the most prominent!!!
( NO LA, its not my Acup bra -_- )
It has this super sweet side pocket, the opening deftly hidden by the lovely ribbon. Oh god. Oh god. (Drools at it.)
*SCREAMS. It can charm so inebriantly right!?!.
Wtf is wrong with the smiley's designers these days? I swear if i was a construction bangala, i'll go back to bangaladesh after being insulted by this really ugly icon. is that what the designers think of the workers? SO UGLY CAN. :
Anyway,
We walked and walked for eons, scaling mountains ( escalators which has stopped functioning by that time ) and trekking past construction sites with the fear of dengue. And we were only 4metres away from our lanshop!!! One last glass door! We climbed the stairs and approached the door..
BUT IT DIDN'T OPEN!!! So near yet so far!! WHY!!!!!!!Lan was then followed by supper. NASI LEMAK at MR BEAN's Cafe.
Its very indulgent and very fattening. :DD
At 9.80$, you get 3 wings, 4 sliced cucumbers, delicious rice and a thick, generous slice of egg, not to mention the usual ikanbilis,peanuts and nice chilli. And also a glass of coke!
The egg is so soft and fluffy!!! Like pillow!!! :D
Ray and i couldn't bear to it eat. ( I ate it last )
Okay enough of food!!! ( im a hippo-50kgs. )Look at this photo carefully. Its a snap of all of my very sinful shopping loots. And one of them is the most prominent!!!
( NO LA, its not my Acup bra -_- )
YES!!! ITS my first JUICY COUTURE BAG! My lovelylovely friend bought it for me as belated birthday present. LIKE OMFG. I didn't dare to put it into my bagcloset. It will overshine the rest at a whopping 430 bucks. (other than my lv one) But its not the price, its the bag itself. Its every alpha princess's DREAM!!! EEKS.
WTF!!! IM IN HEAVEN.
It has this super sweet side pocket, the opening deftly hidden by the lovely ribbon. Oh god. Oh god. (Drools at it.)
*SCREAMS. It can charm so inebriantly right!?!.Okay, enough of Oogling at the bag even though i know its really easy to just stare at it all day.
Went to Jurong point with sister today! ;D
i know.. two lonely souls out on a public holiday. :((
Ya I KNOW, see, i circled it RED. MY FUCKING FAT THIGHS ;(
but my boots very nice! alot of people looking at them. ( or looking at my fat thighs? O: )
I'm glad my period ain't here yet. (looks at the JAMMED sanitary bin)
My sister is all smiles CUZ we just managed to pee after containing within our bladder for like 3942353457799 hours.
Anyway, although the toilet-ing sucked,
My mum totally digs the Sperm-like beansprouts. I think it looks big and scary. =/
IF those were real sperms, fuck man, one of these will certainly land you a baby.
SEE THIS FUCKING aloe vera drink! ITS 3 dollars lor. and.. the photo explains it's size.
This is the "Shabu Shabu" ( does it mean soaksoak? ) that we ordered. Its like 25 dollars for a puny plate of thinly sliced beef, some pathetic leaves and mushrooms lor!
See the photo? Is not my hand shake leh!!! ITS THE DONG FEN can't stop vibrating. !!
Photos of the 3 pair of shoes i bought. MY store room has no SPACE TO PUT THEM!
Had to throw away some old pairs. :(
*confessions of a Kiasu SG shopaholic: I dont know.. the discounts were too awesome.. 20% off all items, members additional 10%!!! HOW TO RESIST?
( screams at wendy: hurry, sales ending soon!!! )
What's more princessy than a TISSUE BOX fit for princesses? :D it was just the princessy blood in me that urged me to buy it. HAHAHAHA.
Went to Jurong point with sister today! ;D
i know.. two lonely souls out on a public holiday. :((
Ya I KNOW, see, i circled it RED. MY FUCKING FAT THIGHS ;(but my boots very nice! alot of people looking at them. ( or looking at my fat thighs? O: )
You know, since the launch of the new jurong i had yet to go see it till today. Everything including the GLAMS, and the "JAMS" :
Sorry if you are eating or (bleeding) but this is really too disgusting i had to squat down ungirlishly and snap it.
Sorry if you are eating or (bleeding) but this is really too disgusting i had to squat down ungirlishly and snap it.
I'm glad my period ain't here yet. (looks at the JAMMED sanitary bin)Wait, what are they queueing for? A secretive CHEAP LV sale?!?!?! Or free boob massage?
NO LA, they queueing for toilet O: toilet also got jam sia!
NO LA, they queueing for toilet O: toilet also got jam sia!
My sister is all smiles CUZ we just managed to pee after containing within our bladder for like 3942353457799 hours.Anyway, although the toilet-ing sucked,
But we did have some lovely but expensive Korean food! :D
( if it wasn't for the 20% off all items mummy won't go in!! )
( if it wasn't for the 20% off all items mummy won't go in!! )
JURONG POINT 2, Level 3, FEAST
( the restaurant is actually with a few more others in the colloboration of Kopithiam. )
Sister had the stone pot rice with some chicken, egg, veggies and sperms. I mean bean sprouts.
My mum totally digs the Sperm-like beansprouts. I think it looks big and scary. =/IF those were real sperms, fuck man, one of these will certainly land you a baby.
SEE THIS FUCKING aloe vera drink! ITS 3 dollars lor. and.. the photo explains it's size.
This is the "Shabu Shabu" ( does it mean soaksoak? ) that we ordered. Its like 25 dollars for a puny plate of thinly sliced beef, some pathetic leaves and mushrooms lor!
But okay la it was fantastic. You guys should go try it :D
We had 4 soup refills!. ( dad and i were like thirsty camels )
"Boing Boiiiing boing" Goes the (What's dong fen in english? wtf!) transparent noodles that you put into steamboat.. You know, the dong fen here is so FUCKING FAT and so chewy!!!
See the photo? Is not my hand shake leh!!! ITS THE DONG FEN can't stop vibrating. !!*laughs. ( actually is sister's hand shaked cuz she too anxious to eat it )
A QUICKIE!!! (claps hands)
OKOK. The korean food reminds me of something. I was at ray's house, sitting in the living room with his mum.
A QUICKIE!!! (claps hands)
OKOK. The korean food reminds me of something. I was at ray's house, sitting in the living room with his mum.
Ray: ma, or i treat you eat something you like?
Mum: huh, eat what?
Ray: Um.. the what lor, you like de. The CHAYABUSHI.
Mum: What's that?
Amb: Oh, sounds nice, must be a good restaurant.
Mum: huh, eat what?
Ray: Um.. the what lor, you like de. The CHAYABUSHI.
Mum: What's that?
Amb: Oh, sounds nice, must be a good restaurant.
Ray: Neh, the steamed egg in the small cup de..
Amb: *mortified. Its CHAWANMUSHI!!!
Photos of the 3 pair of shoes i bought. MY store room has no SPACE TO PUT THEM!
Had to throw away some old pairs. :(
BUT, its okay. these 3 are worth it for the every other pair thrown away,, and *gulps worth every cent -_-
*confessions of a Kiasu SG shopaholic: I dont know.. the discounts were too awesome.. 20% off all items, members additional 10%!!! HOW TO RESIST?( screams at wendy: hurry, sales ending soon!!! )
And also.... A PINKY TISSUE BOX!!! ( xiia0opiinko0 will lurbbe thiis w0rhz! )
What's more princessy than a TISSUE BOX fit for princesses? :D it was just the princessy blood in me that urged me to buy it. HAHAHAHA.
*lifts up layers of tulle and sings to the forest animals.
Bye guys, Evil rabbit will go look for you in your dreams tonight. :O
Monday, April 06, 2009
7:15 PM
REALITY CHECK:
1) I am not a princess. ( blasts WHITEHORSE loudly )
2) I am currently bumming.
3) My cash is not unlimited.
4) You are not sorry.
5) My life sucks. I need to unsuck it.
6) My dota sucks as well.
7) Every guy is a jerk.
SCREAMS LOUDLY : hello! LOOOOOOO0o00Oong POST :D
Actually i'm just trying to squeeze everything into one post, cuz im lazy.
What you missed out! : Random night out with weird combination of people.
( not exactly weird but just unlikely. )
We lan-ned like gayfucks, Sister fell asleep and snored loudly in front of the PC. Cousin apparently was oblivious ( jamms audition keys happily ). Some unglam photos that were reluctantly allowed to be posted. *shoots a glare at sister for wasting cam-time.
Great efforts were taken to take this photo of my uber self-conscious sister. her every tagline was to be : SCREAMS"IM FUCKING FAT!"
Yeah, this one. Took me great pains ( pun intended ) to post it online. If you really want to know, it was a sandwich he was holding.(SHUSI) making:
Don't ever learn sushi making from my sister. scroll and see why;
Okay, that's her pudgey hands on the roll. SHE'S ROLLING IT UP. ( unsuccessfully )
This one's mine. I know. Its el-perfecto.
YA I KNOW, THAT'S NOT SUSHI. THAT'S SUSHI VOMITTING TUNA OUT.*looks at sister with disgust.
then of course as SocialStudies has taught us, we need to do a compare and contrast.
Huge contrast eh. :D
Okay, finally a meal. >.>
Went out with adilah, met two horny little boys. ----
Okay, finally a meal. >.>
Went out with adilah, met two horny little boys. ----
Wasn't really sexciting. Felt paedophilic actually.
And the day ended, with a "Frutti Kiss"
Don't get me wrong. A kiss on my wallet. * looks at newly bought clutch and dress egregiously.
7th APRIL o9
I, will not delve into details.. but after listening to a plethora of sad music, mainly from taylor swift, i actually budged my brains to let out my inspiration.
*CLAPS HANDS. ITS EMO TIME HONEYS! now its complete with PHOTOS and even a poem!
you were the salt in my life. ( although its cheapo macdonald salt.. but you are still precious. )
Don't get me wrong. A kiss on my wallet. * looks at newly bought clutch and dress egregiously.
7th APRIL o9
I, will not delve into details.. but after listening to a plethora of sad music, mainly from taylor swift, i actually budged my brains to let out my inspiration.
*CLAPS HANDS. ITS EMO TIME HONEYS! now its complete with PHOTOS and even a poem!
you were the salt in my life. ( although its cheapo macdonald salt.. but you are still precious. )but you.. left me so many cracks in my heart. ( actually this is a wall. )
i stayed here wishing, while you were on the fast lane,
that all along, heaven gave you to me
everytime you break my heart i'll mend it back,
i guessed it was just the way i loved you,
we're merely living a leitmotif recidivism.
i stayed here wishing, while you were on the fast lane,
that you'll take my pain, take them all away.
( i know got no link to the pic. but it looks emo anw )
should have known.
( i know got no link to the pic. but it looks emo anw )
should have known.
that all along, heaven gave you to me
didactic, under a facade of serendipity.
why, you shone so bright, blinded my eyes,
why, you shone so bright, blinded my eyes,
yet your heart was gray, a myriad of lies.
everytime you break my heart i'll mend it back,
foolishly thinking i won't get anymore of that.
i painted rainbows,but you washed them away with rain.
i painted rainbows,but you washed them away with rain.
our love was dying but you were spurred on by my pain.
i guessed it was just the way i loved you,
that made me too numb to actually feel.
face down in the dirt, i forced my heart to beat,
face down in the dirt, i forced my heart to beat,
trying to lionize your love that screamed acerbic.
we're merely living a leitmotif recidivism.
its just you and your artifice conspiration.
i'm weak., and though im no arbiter,
i'm weak., and though im no arbiter,
but baby, i won't let you be any stronger.
xiia0opiink0xz plugs: " You're not sorry, by TAYLOR SWIFT "
xiia0opiink0xz plugs: " You're not sorry, by TAYLOR SWIFT "
P.S. i should really stop dling simmie stuffs and actually make a story or something. :D
Wednesday, April 01, 2009
11:33 AM
HELLO GUYS HERE'S A QUICKIE FOR YA!
OMFGWTF?!?!?! i came first! but we lost! :@
i will be updating on FRIDAY NIGHT, guys. please check back okay? :D
After certain incidents, i have found out that every kawasaki belongs to an ahbeng, with attitude problem. oops. :)
